Tsundere Hands

The life of a wrtier who rarely gets off his ass.

[crazo3077archive]

Rebranding Begins Now

From today on I will no longer be using this blog to reblog content. This blog will become a husk of an account in one month’s time.

I am moving to a new account. For said new account, please refer to the link below.

https://newblogforcrazo3077.tumblr.com/

If you follow me on the new blog, I’ll obviously follow you back. This isn’t a test to see who is paying attention: I am genuinely just starting fresh with a new blog!

[crazo3077archive]

I’m also on twitter under the new handle!

[crazo3077archive]

Rebranding Begins Now

From today on I will no longer be using this blog to reblog content. This blog will become a husk of an account in one month’s time.

I am moving to a new account. For said new account, please refer to the link below.

https://newblogforcrazo3077.tumblr.com/

If you follow me on the new blog, I’ll obviously follow you back. This isn’t a test to see who is paying attention: I am genuinely just starting fresh with a new blog!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why is it that you can hold a pee for 3+ hours but not the 3 seconds it takes to take off your pants?

[overandoverandoverandoverand]

is this post implying that just shower thoughts pissed his pants

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

its okay he’s in the shower

[randomthingsthatilike1]

fun fact the west coast does not have cicadas so you can imagine my surprise when my LA ass moved to Philly for college when all the trees started screaming while they’ve been on fire plenty of times where I’m from they never screamed

[physticuffs]

i’m c r y i n g

like consciously i know biodiversity exists but i guess i just never considered the fact that some people don’t have the experience where you just wake up one day to all of nature fucking shrieking like hellspawn and you’re like “huh guess it’s that season!”

[queenciityconfidential]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[spacedoutrocketeer]

That’s a fucking coyote.

[chipsprites]

thank you

[xenosmorch]

[neilcicierega]

Visit Original Link

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

[bompo-dompo]

this is the best smash up yet

[neilcicierega]

Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.

this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix

[argumate]

mentally can’t distinguish it from the original

[teesadutta]

10.14.17

[yunisverse]

Even their inconsistencies are authentic

[gravegospel]

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[officialjiggly]

[crazo3077archive]

Rebranding will begin soon. Get ready for a new url.

[spread-hope-inspire]

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

[the-hughes-langston-particl-blog]

This man was beyond real

[catsandcatsandcatsandcatsand]

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

[cherubxfawn]

okay but that snake bit him right in the neck and he didnt even flinch

[physicallyqueer]

thats how you know he’s australian….

[carnagecandyy]

Funny joke aside, he also knew that the snake he was handling was not venomous, it was only biting him to show it was not happy with the situation it was put in. If it was venomous, he wouldnt have had it that close to himself

[crazycritterlife]

“If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.”

- Steve Irwin

[king-of-the-northeast]

@saint453

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

[judal-is-my-spirit-animal-deact]

Attitudes on tumblr that need to die in 2017:

- Telling people who make posts about how they’re trying to recover from their mental illness or giving other people advice on how to manage their mental illness “ we can’t all be neurotypical, karen.”

- Encouraging people to kill themselves over their opinions about cartoons.

- Assuming everyone with any non left-leaning opinions is a white cishet male.

- Assuming that everyone experiences their sexuality and romantic feelings in the exact same way.

- Acting like gender-conforming lgbt+ people and gender non-conforming cishet people don’t exist.

- Telling young girls that men are the enemy.

- Thinking that tearing down men will bring up women.

- Looking for excuses to call celebrities problematic and expecting celebrities to be perfect, flawless role models and social justice activists.

- Believing that the amount of oppression you experience determines how you’re allowed to treat people. 

[its-mamoru-deactivated20210516]

THANK YOU

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Garden Genie Gloves

[gallusrostromegalus]

..so I actually have a pair of these from the Greenhouse and they work fucking great?  

comfy, like, actually comfy, not this half-assed “it’s not totally sweaty and gross” deal I get with most gloves

claws mean u give good skrtiches and u will be the fave of the two huge fucking guard dogs the manager keeps on the property and nobody will bother you, ever.

and if the dogs aren’t there dudes don’t perv on ppl wearing claws.

earn the respect and fear of small children.

u get to pretend to be a marauding bear which instantly makes working retail 500% better.

[bludragongal]

saving for later

[carly-rae-transbians]

@amethyst-transwoman