CrazyassPotterhead

Mostly Scorbus stuff...mostly reblogged // 19// bi // ISTJ // Snape rights // fuck jkr

[crazyasspotterhead]

Tonight I am thinking about Astoria living. Wearing a $300 sundress that Draco bought because she could not rationalize buying a dress that expensive for casual wear. Eating at a tropical themed restaurant and laughing at Draco wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Snorting out her drink and knocking over her cup at least twice. Going home barefoot, heals in hand, drunk on love for her pessimistic husband. Owling her son the next morning raving about a dessert she knows he would love.

Being alive and very much not 6 feet under ground thank you very much.

[antsb]

James, who chases after trouble, Potter

Harry, who trouble chases after him, Potter.

Albus, is trouble, Potter.

[ace-aussie-asshole]

Going to need the Metalhead Cursed Child fans to listen to Motionless in White’s Decades album because why are so many of those songs so CC? Why is a song called Blood Rave high key a beautiful Scorbus love song?

[prttygirlposts]

scorpius malfoy (sad edition) — ᨳଓ .

. Getting picked on 3rd year after some boys find perfume in his nightstand drawer... it's his mum's perfume.

. Wearing flavored chapstick because he genuinely loses his appetite in the Hogwarts dining hall. He feels like people are watching him- they are.

. Walking around the manor in the dead of night. He ends up outside his dad's door every time. He peeks inside to make sure he's still breathing, then continues wandering.

. Biting his cheek when someone interrupts him... again.

. Staring at the dorm ceiling awake, because he can hear people whispering about him a few beds down.

[boredomsbonedeep]

Fred Weasley Jr.

makes constant beater jokes and no one laughs except james sometimes

(continuing this series slowly because I forgot about it 🫰)

[rewritingcanon]

in a world of scorbus shippers in the nextgen fandom, this is me

[maraudersidk]

Fem albus (i still havent settled on a name) definitely wore super short jean shorts with fishnets or tights all the time and yk that scene in modern family where claire says to phil 'do u have anything to say to ur daughter about her outfit' referring to haley and he just goes oh looks great sweetie

That's so harry to her, ginny would never but i can definitely see molly yk with her old fashioned ways and harry is so confused when she says that her clothes are inappropriate like that's his little princess wdym

Her and Dominique are always cutting up the back of their shirts and molly is so scandalous

Albus is so daddys boy/girl coded to me sorry i don't believe in anything that happened in the cursed child

[sirius-for-life]

concept: harry and albus swap bodies for a week and have to live each other's lives. harry gets a crash course in what it's like being the son of a legend. albus gets a crash course in what it's like being the legend. lots of "oh so THIS is why—" moments. ends in a hug that took 16 years to earn

i am adding this to the pile i will never finish but also. i NEED to write this 🤧🤧

[my-pen-exploded]

loving the character isn't enough i need to be inside their soul for awhile

[notiriz0v0]

After the events of cursed child

Harry: man, I wish Cedric were here to see this.

Albus and Scorpius: NO, NO YOU DONT

[lettingtimepass]

Me: I really want to write some Scorbus fluff!

Also me:

IN MY DEFENSE, I am working on a super fluffy story. But this idea just came to me while I was listening to Fall Out Boy 😁

[the-birdman]

scorbus omg whatt

based on this textpost by @funnyfuzzyfoot !

[ceruleanblueshells]

I am going to start a sort of superhero au scorbus fic where Scorpius goes around town undercover saving people and Albus has to roll his eyes at how easy it is to see through his disguise because I can and it is pride month

[lettingtimepass]

I thought of something funny..... What if Albus' patronus is a pigeon? 😭 And he first does it around Harry and Harry screams and Albus is just laughing his ass off in amusment 😭

[loraleithepigeon]

albus be like :

[feluart]

mothers

[tobesolxvely]

save a horse, ride a cowgirl

[arliedraws]

I’m such a SUCKER for those videos where they find “a secret staircase” to a “hidden room.” They’ll hammer through drywall to find something that’s been hidden away for a few hundred years. There has GOT to be something like that at Grimmauld Place. No idea what would be in it, but there needs to be something like this.

[sirius-for-life]

Probably a room where the black ancestors has hidden the heads from their muggle hunting days 💀💀💀💀