LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY CATS

Contrary to what a certain barbaric Prussian may tell you, I most certainly am not a "crazy cat lady", nor am I an obsessive animal hoarder, and I certainly do not find the companionship of my animals much easier than communicating with my fellow nations. Everyone knows Greece is the cat crazed one, not me! But enough about me. Let me introduce you to the family! (Indie multishipping RP Account for "Crazy Cat Lady" Roderich. Because the only thing better than adorable prissy Austrians? Adorable prissy kitties!!! Will play pretty fast and loose with hetalia canon. Will mostly just feature tons and tons of cat photo spam. Occasionally NSFW.) Relationship Status 1: Single Relationship Status 2: Single Relationship Status 3: Single.

[idiotsonfb]

[casey-jane-lewis]

that is the single most australian thing I have ever read

[bookishfangirlco]

this is the best thing

[crazycataristocrat]

((Yo yo yiggity yo, Im not going to be on much until tomorrow. Road trippin right now.))

[crazycataristocrat]

I want to pet a kitty!

...alright.  Fine.  Just be careful.

[deludedlarry-blog]

my dad has banned the use of the word “booty" within this household

[deludedlarry-blog]

what’s significant here is that i used the word booty enough for him to be forced to make it a rule

[kylekylekylekylekylekyle]

Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year?  Because I do. 

[thefuuuucomics]

still the best

[dorkyhanji-archive-deactivated2]

ギルバート (ほんの少しの部分)

Pixiv ID: 23845310 Member: Emily-snoopy

[littleaphheadcanons]

Germany drives a yellow Volkswagen Beatle

[theassassin-ludwig]

Can you imagine?

[crazycataristocrat]

*yes yes he is*

*groans* Gott...fine.  Fine.  I don't know what you're upset about, but I'm sorry.

[crazycataristocrat]

*he's sulking he can't here you*

...

you...you're not actually upset, are you?

[crazycataristocrat]

I sad now.

And that's my problem why?

[crazycataristocrat]

:(

What?

[asmirahajric-deactivated2013122]

It's national crush day, who ever sends you a '♥' has a crush on you.

[thyholytwerk-deactivated2013050]

phew guys calm down.

[8itter-sweet-deactivated2012111]

[mikushardlemonade]

Bonus points if you add a pick-up line

[crazycataristocrat]

I know you are. Who wouldn't talk to me? You know, besides Egypt. That guys pretty quiet.

Just because you claim to be so "awesome" doesn't make it true.  I mean, I could claim to be a buxom blond with a dazzling smile and a huge dic-- nein, we are not talking about...about anything!  We have nothing to discuss here.

[ninas-spoonful-of-sugar]

A very talkative munchkin kitten!

[crazycataristocrat]

Before you talk to me or RP with me or anything, you should probably know that I can't watch Agents of Cracked (particularly this episode) without immediately thinking of Prussia and Austria, and that I take way too much inspiration and characterization from DOB in general.

[crazycataristocrat]

Only crazy cat people would shove away outside socialists *smirks*

I am not a crazy cat person!  Just because I don’t want to socialize with you doesn’t make me antisocial.

[crazycataristocrat]

Something cute and fluffy. :3

Well, that’s too bad for you.  My home is not a petting zoo.