Life Untitled

So unfiltered thoughts, here I come! Also, I apologize before hand if some of the posts might contain foul language :P Oh, and I'm also now CrazyLittleThingCalledDaisy :D So look for me there, I guess. If you want *sigh* So I'm random ("Hi Random!"), and this is my blog filled with lots of things that I like or feel strongly about.

[kaarchin]

When you start opening up to people

[gold-kushkloudz]

I had to post this!!! Ppl so disgusting

[feministwomenofcolor]

LOL white men like to act tough as shit until they realize that for the first time in their life there might actually be consequences for their actions

[lilbijou-deactivated20141217]

LMAO

[chronically-ill-dandy]

Is that Tinder??  Is he literally swiping right on Black people JUST to say racist shit to them?  WOW.  WOOOOOOOW.

[chiropteracompote]

“I feel my future will be ruined by this.”

DONT??? BE RACIST???

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dailyavengers]

[sundial-at-night]

Why you hide this in the tags???

[lokilover9]

This scene is brilliant yet so hard to watch. Loki knows in this moment, through recalling his memories, that his entire life has been a lie, and the pain of it is clearly evident.

[mentallydatingahotcelebrity]

Loki is mentally unstable. I’m sorry, but the guy has depression and is potentially bipolar/ with a dash on the side of heavily veiled social anxiety (making it hard to connect with people and make friends, and causing him to come off as withdrawn and standoffish and impersonable). They way he interprets pretty much everything needs to be taken with a fucktonne of salt and viewed through an impartial lens.

As all you fans should know (since so many of you claim depression—and I’m not discounting you; I have it and can understand the frustration of not being believed; but (yes a but:)) y’all should know that depression BADLY WARPS your perspective on things. You can think that a harmless joke is a subtle jab at you, or that someone not folding your napkin at dinner to match everyone else’s is a negative toward you.

This scene is brilliant, and the acting is PHENOMENAL, but it doesn’t prove a damn thing. If anything it proves that Loki is mentally unsound and watps everything into a negative light without bothering to get all the info from surrounding people. Apparently, Asgard doesn’t have psyche doctors or therapists yet to determine what his problem is.

[onamountaintop]

Yes. All my yes. Mental illness absolutely skews your perception (speaking from experience). And I have other issues with the idea that everything bad related to Loki is his family’s fault.

Listen, I love a complex, sympathetic villain as much as the next girl, but there’s a fine line between examining the history, the family dynamics, and the environment that have been contributing factors for said villain’s behavior and holding that villain completely blameless because of those factors.

Was Odin a perfect father? Nope. Did he have an ulterior motive for taking baby Loki (who, let’s not forget, was left to die by his bio-dad)? Maybe. Maybe not. Did Odin and Frigga lie to Loki about who he is? Yes. But was said lie malicious or did they think they were protecting him?

These contributing (not mitigating) factors give us insight and understanding, but they do not erase the fact that Loki is a grown adult with the ability to make his own choices and take responsibility for them. Yeah, he’s messed up. Yeah, I’m willing to give him some latitude for how deeply affected he’s been by his upbringing among the Aesir and the things he’s endured since falling from Rainbow Bridge. But he’s still made bad choices. He’s made good ones as well. You can’t give him credit for the latter without also holding him responsible for the former. And by holding him responsible, I don’t mean that we should necessarily want to see him punished. I mean that we ought to recognize that he has a hand in his current state of affairs.

I have another bone to pick with the “Loki’s bad because Odin sucks” argument. Why does Loki get a free pass and his family doesn’t for their mistakes and poor choices? What do we know about Odin’s past? Even that ugly bit from Ragnarok was told from Hela’s very skewed point of view. Why aren’t we just as concerned with theories about what made Odin tick? Why aren’t we examing his motivations, what experiences he might have had that have influenced the man he became and the environment that forged him with as much dedication and fervor as we do our favorite Frost Giant? Why do we hold him to a different standard than we do Loki?

It’s completely reasonable to dislike Odin. I find him pretty infuriating in TDW, myself. But everything wrong with Loki is not his fault. His choices have affected our favorite anti-hero, yes, but I submit that Odin is just as complex and perhaps even as broken as his adopted son. I submit that the dysfunction has affected the entire family, not just Loki.

And honestly, sometimes I think we just need to be okay with liking a character who is an absolute dumpster fire without trying to explain away the messy bits. 🤷

[angry-anarcho-punk]

Ah yes. The good old ‘reverse uno card’.

[brokuro]

im so sick of the characterisation in media of the playboy man, the guy that sleeps around and knows he’s attractive and jokes about it,  but as soon as the woman (who is probably ‘uptight’) starts to be interested in someone, the man gets all jealous and shitty abt it and starts making snide comments and refusing to speak to her, bc he just assumed she would always be there, dateless and alone, just waiting for him to notice her, and in the end SHE’S the one who ends up apologising and repairing his poor broken ego and they all live happily ever after. fuck that.

[brokuro]

classic tropes:

the fancy event : there is some event that requires the characters to dress up nice. the woman walks down the stairs. she is wearing a beautiful dress and has diamond earrings. wow says the twat man. she blushes. she has been validated.

running into her ex: the woman bumps into her ex boyfriend. they are happy to see each other. they hug and laugh. the man stands on the sidelines. oh no. he is not the focus. unacceptable. he jumps in and makes up a bs excuse and rushes the woman off. he mentions disparagingly how she was making goo goo eyes. he sucks.

running into HIS ex: carOLiNE?!? is that you??? they kiss on the cheek. the ex girlfriend runs her hands up his arms. the man pays no attention to the main woman character.

the working woman: the man observes that if the woman weren’t so focused on her job she might get laid more often. the woman tries to protest that she’s not a workaholic but stutters and flusters and in the end just tells the man to shut up. he smirks. bc it’s true. (it’s not what the fuck)

the engagement:  the woman gets engaged. but not to the man. tragedy has struck. the man realises he is madly in love with her and that he must have her for himself. fuck the fact that she might be happy. she has to be with him. he sets about sabotaging their engagement and making her fall in love with him. she does. for some reason.

surprise bikini scene: for some reason a scene is included in which the woman takes off her baggy shirt to reveal she is actually toned as fuck. arooooga. the man no doubt comments, who knew you were hiding that under there i wanna know what other secrets u have bbbbyyyyy. 

the hotness affirmation: the woman says something abt the man being attractive. he says did you just call me hot. she blushes and says no. he says you called me hot, you think im hot. she keeps protesting but the truth is out. she thinks he’s hot. the world is at peace. he, however, will not notice her attractiveness until the fancy event, the surprise bikini scene, or the engagement (see above).

the personality flaws: she has many personality flaws, pointed out throughout. he is also flawed, but it doesn’t detract from his attractiveness and ability to get chicks. she however, is unlucky in love :(    in the end though, the man decides that he can live with all of her flaws bc he loves her (most likely bc she’s hot and soMeHow has redeeming qualities). his flaws on the other hand, are all part of his charm and so despite herself she comes to love all of him  :)   

feel free to add, ugh,

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Placeholder moustache

[theradicalace]

[l-ucia]

Add in your own language

[lilypxtter]

English: I love you Slovak : Milujem ťa Finnish: Panisin Slovenian: Ljubim te Danish: Jeg elsker dig Portuguese: Amo-te Tagalog: Kantotan tayo Punjabi: Panchod chup kar Somali: Dhillo iska amus Arabic: انتا حمار Spanish: quiero que te ahogues con mi pene Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon Pashto: spey pashante khkarey Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta Azeri: Seviram Sani Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy) Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem Chinese: 你是个混蛋 Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas) German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes Swedish: Ät min röv Romanian: Te iubesc Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg Polish : Kocham cię French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae) Hungarian: szeretlek Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af Italian: sei un caga coglioni Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך Estonia: Ma armastan sind Latvina: Es tevi mīlu Croatian: volim te Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。 Latin: amo te Turkish: Seni seviyorum

[litschilicia]

the tag thing is strong with this 

[squishysugas-archived-deactivat]

the telugu one says “may your asshole burn”

[nerobtsed-deactivated20230528]

I had to reblog I’m laughing so hard i can't 

[balllzz-deactivated20230919]

The swedish one says eat my ass (it means it in a very unsexy way like eat my shit)

[yeahboiislay-deactivated2021030]

THE HINDI ONE

[greenbpdad]

im so disappointed that the portuguese one isnt some shit

and also isnt brazillian portugueses tsk

[captainstabcast]

BLIJF MET JE VIEZE TENGELS VAN MIJN FIETS AF IS THE FUNNIEST THING THE DUTCH ONE COULD’VE BEEN

[bookmania]

Write to be understood, Speak to be heard, Read to grow.

Lawrence Clark Powell (via bookmania)

[babyorangegf-deactivated2020062]

king

[unyanizedcatboys]

this guy knows what he’s about

[crazydaisychook]

This reminds me of an OKCupid question (something along the lines of what do you want done to your body when you die) where one of the responses they offer is “by all means find a good taxidermist”.

At least he didn’t ask to have his head mummified or something? 

Also, perhaps they can find a skull prop and some fake eyes and the husband can test out how unnerving it would be in practice to have a skull watching over him?

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[naamahdarling]

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

[chadjesus]

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

[daftpunk-delorean]

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

[uriigamii]

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

[thegirlinthebyakko]

They also must come with a terrible underwire that sometimes breaks or stabs them from time to time.

[adgunty]

This is great.

[atc74]

I cannot stop giggling

[resplendentgoldenwings]

Can we call it a ding-sling?

[heartshapedwhirl]

[habsforever]

[myfangirlisraeging]

To add to this:

[hockeylvr42]

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

[hockeylvr42]

THE TRILOGY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lokiron89]

𝐌𝐂𝐔 𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬.

[highcountrynews]

North American bats may be susceptible to SARS-CoV-2

This is bad news for bats and humans.

In Montana, biologists are studying how SARS-CoV-2 spreads in North American bats.

[crazydaisychook]

Oh no :(  Bats already have enough issues without having to deal with this pandemic.

[ghostzzy]

reminder to myself about the process of drafting & revising:

first drafts are for making it exist

second drafts are for making it functional

third drafts are for making it effective

[pippastrelle]

This is the most important thing I’ve learnt in writing my novel. Have fun the first time but know your first pass isn’t going to be perfect