The Name's Steve

24/ Texas/ ENFP/ just a person disguised as a trash can Instagram/snapchat: stevetijerina45 Feel free to add me and say hello :)

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I only took a picture of one cosplayer at Momocon this year

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v.2

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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

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I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

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The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[bubblegum-pwussay]

Damn they had pretty privilege even back then

[kitschycritter]

never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!

[yeahthatsdeepshitman]

how did a crow get a tumblr

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with his fuckin email and a password how’d u get here

[mjalti]

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

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So my mom is a neonatal nurse and she helps the newborn babies and there was one she had to help and it’s name was Ho’Nasty pronounced “Honesty”

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sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[gluten-free-pussy]

No gods. No masters

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theyre happy to see each other

[efortmanteau]

when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function

[just-shower-thoughts]

Humans have no natural predators so we invented war and became our own predators.

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i'm down to fuck

-ing isolate myself from everyone i love

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hunting for your beans

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anime blondes all have one thing in common:

Rabies

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yiaaa

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One time I took a perfect picture at Lake Louise

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My boyfriend didn’t go to university until he was 28 because he didn’t feel anywhere near ready when he was 18. He graduated with first-class honours, went on to do a Masters, and is now a history teacher. It’s so much more important to do things when you’re able to fully commit to them and do them to the best of your ability than to rush to do them by an imaginary deadline.