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Maya. 20. California.

[prollyright-deactivated20260122]

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

[jestershark]

“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

[chessys]

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

[kitty]

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[greelin]

why is nearly every single glass animals song so sexy

[greelin]

ah. right. how did i not see that

[graveyardstuffers-deactivated20]

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

[rarebritney]

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

[flartey]

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

[zorri]

I love surprises

[mwagneto]

Me when characters kept dying in infinity war and I didn’t even have time to process a death before the next one came:

[manhood]

You’re born naked and the rest is depression

[yandere-angela]

selfcare is touching your own boobs

[silkjpg-deactivated20180521]

why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

[mjalti]

op? please never make me feel whatever this emotion is ever again

[yimmypee]

my therapist: yeah come on in, you can put your purse down wherever, i’ll be with you in just a second.

me:

[whatafuckinfamilypicture]

[cabbager]

2005 was a simpler time

[binches-deactivated20220521]

her name is denise

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

my heart says yes but my anxiety says no

[then-there-was-yxu]

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