Heavy As A Feather

They/Them | Queer | LOTR, Black Sails, and MDZS are my special interests! Follow me if you feel like it. ✌

[warmandcozyaes]

• oh you are witchy aren’t you? •

[shamebats]

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[fantasmadelaciudad]

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

[fantasmadelaciudad]

like this shouldnt be possible.

[sillyspekter]

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

[vigilskept]

really i think the most insidious part of white supremacy is the way it will convince white people everything is actually About Them. being called out isn’t about you. poc expressing frustration at your behaviour isn’t about you. it’s about how you are affecting others. step one is literally just de-centre yourself from the conversation. anyone who’s not white has already had to learn this lesson the hard way and it gets tiring waiting for the rest of you to catch up

[sunderwight]

Piece of Asian media: *has a title that's obviously not in English*

Fan Translators: hmm taking into account the intention of the original and the rules of both languages, plus the tone of the story, the best title would probably be something like Adherent of the Blade of Duality, but probably an official translation would want to shorten it to Blade of Duality, or perhaps Double-Edged Sword to borrow a popular turn of phrase that also fits thematically--

Official English Translators: Master of Double-Penetration

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[greatviolenceonthatthang]

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[devourallusurvey]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[devourallusurvey]

That's right

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[lostinthewrongfandom]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 the cup’s point of view as you poured in glitter

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[yorgen-sh]

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[wormpton]

[ID, partially copied from "battymoonflower7": Screenshots of several mismatched Reddit post titles and images:

In r/foodbutforbabies: "Is this too much food to send to daycare?" with a picture of a leftover corner of a sandwich and a tiny KitKat.

In r/popculturechat: "Ariana spotted at Ethan Slater's gig" with a rough, unfinished pencil sketch of a face.

In r/tarantulas: "Someone worked up a big thirst making a burrow this weekend!" with a picture of a woman.

In r/MakeupAddiction: "where can I find eyeshadows that are like these colours?" with a picture of a brown stain on a grey carpet.

In r/ftm: "7 weeks post op" with a picture of a weevil (the bug).

In r/CleaningTips: "Woke up and found these. Any clue what they are? Middle of the living room. No pellets in sight." with a picture of several framed moths.

In r/Sephora: "Help me choose a blush!!" with a full-body gym selfie of a muscular bearded man.

In r/foodbutforbabies: "Dinner for my 2.5 year old" with a picture of a bunch of white mushrooms growing on a lawn.

A Tumblr tag that reads: "This is just how people post here". End ID]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Working up a big thirst! Post-op weevil!🎵