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If I was allowed to make adjustments

I think I would like golf alot better if it was a race ans the poeple had to run to where there golf ball landed with it was based on who took the least amount of time to get there ball in the hole.

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Im gonna take my horse to the hotel room, im gonna, riiiiiide till i cant no more.

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I am 5ft 9inch

There are 12 inches in a foot

5 × 12 = 60

60+ 9 =

69

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I dont get people who say dont question the government.

I hear alot of stuff from my peers about how everyone should trust their leaders. I think is really... foolish. If you just blindly follow, without concidering what leaders are doing, you are end up with a leader who has too much power over the people... like a dictator.

The reason you are considered free is because you have the right to openly question and critisize a leaders actions. This helps the government not become corupt. It also helps shape the government to do the right thing and make the right changes and helping its people instead of helping itself.

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No harm done? Then go for it!

Hey look what you're doing isnt hurting anyone and just becaise I, myself, personally wouldnt do it, doesnt mean I have the right to say that you cant or shouldnt do whatever it is that you want to do.

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Dear Peta.

Dear Peta.

If you actually wanted to help the world, buy the rainforest, or pull up your sleves and make a wildlife reserve. Instead of sitting on your cans, insulting people, and provoking hate.

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We had a tornado drill today.

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Honey I only got a certain amount of fucks to give and I sure as hell ain't wasten em on you.

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No matter who you are or what you do, you are dying

You could be rich, poor, black, white, brown, grey, green, pink, tall, short, skinny, fat, ect.

It doesnt matter how fast you are dying.

But dont panic.

You are only dying. You're not dead.

So go out and do that thing you have always wanted to do. Try that thing you have always wanted to try because you never know when that unanticipated day might come where death takes you by the hands and says "Its time"

Dont wait for a reason to do something. You have a reason. If you want to do something that is your reason.

Live like you are dying.

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You know baby goats are alot of work

they're just like a kid

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Ok if someone thinks that going to war is the only way to solve a conflict, then they should have to fight in that war.

Because if you think that killing people is the only option you better be willing to risk your own life over it.

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Some people think they're peacocks when they're really just cocks.

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A giant woman.

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I feel like i shouldnt trust this

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When your the middle child and just want to be loved.

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My heart broke

Today in school we do this thing where we dress up as Santa and the elves and we go and visit the little kids for christmas. Basic stuff

So we get about halfway done and this little girl comes up to Santa.

Santa asks "What do you want for christmas." You know the generic clasic thing that santa says.

And this little girl responds with the most heart wrenching thing.

" I want my dad to come home. He's in Mexico."

As soon as she said that me and the guy playing Santa didn't know what to do. So we just said something like "We will see what we can do"

But that was a dose of reality that I was not ready for.

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Someone once told me to be a professional you have to do something, and get paid for it.

By that logic. I am a professional McDonalds employe.