Crazynumnums

Just some jokes that I steal from various places in order to appear funny. Mainly memes, but I'm an MBTI and Enneagram enthusiast so feel free to ask about those!

[queer-as-frikc]

i feel like the most underrated character in harry potter is harry potter. like whenever you ask someone who their favourite hp character is they never say harry potter

[queer-as-frikc]

a valid argument

[crazynumnums13]

"And with antimatter as fuel, she built a modified torque engine that allowed her to twist the fabric of the universe."

As one does

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Yum

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Out of context anime bullshit #3

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I was on a picnic with my family and I was making a ham and cheese roll when suddenly a KOOKABURA came from the heavens and STOLE my CHEESE and I am still mad that I lost that cheese 14 hours later.

[depsidase]

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I would like to state for the record that customers answering yes or no to questions that should not be answered yes or no is one of the most painful things I have ever had to experience and I wouldn’t wish it upon the Devil himself.

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‘How many bottles would you like per bag?’

“Yes.”

What the fuck does that mean?

‘Would you like to pack your own bags or would you like me to pack them for you?’

“Yes.”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[crazynumnums13]

I would like to state for the record that customers answering yes or no to questions that should not be answered yes or no is one of the most painful things I have ever had to experience and I wouldn’t wish it upon the Devil himself.

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Co-worker and customer arguing:

Me, a 9w1: *internally* No! Please stop arguing, just get along!

Also me, an INTP: *internally* I should turn and piss off the customer more.

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Speaking of which, I’m pretty sure this is a loop I go through roughly 51 times a day.

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Co-worker and customer arguing:

Me, a 9w1: *internally* No! Please stop arguing, just get along!

Also me, an INTP: *internally* I should turn and piss off the customer more.

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Froot

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It's currently 12:15 am where I am right now, and my friend just said, "I'm so keen for breakfast tomorrow," and honestly I think we can all relate

[inkthemandrake]

it is a lovely day and you are a horrible goose

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This is a church pamphlet, but it's doing the exact opposite of what it wants to do. I am now 100% on board with becoming a satanist

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High School Antics #3

ENTP: You want some of my chocolate?

Me (INTP): Sure, as long as it's not dark.

ENTP: Pussy.

Me: What?

ENTP: You can't handle the cocoa.

[jay-bee-me]

It's trueeeeeee! I'm an ENTP and I only eat dark chocolate because everything g below? Coward!

[crazynumnums13]

In order to determine whether you're a heathen or simply uneducated, I must propose one question: Celery or capsicum?

[jay-bee-me]

Capsicum!

[jay-bee-me]

Also bold of you to assume I'm not both :)

[crazynumnums13]

You’re acceptable

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Also on a real note thanks a ton for spamming me with likes and reblogs, it’s awesome! :)

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High School Antics #3

ENTP: You want some of my chocolate?

Me (INTP): Sure, as long as it's not dark.

ENTP: Pussy.

Me: What?

ENTP: You can't handle the cocoa.

[jay-bee-me]

It's trueeeeeee! I'm an ENTP and I only eat dark chocolate because everything g below? Coward!

[crazynumnums13]

In order to determine whether you're a heathen or simply uneducated, I must propose one question: Celery or capsicum?

[jay-bee-me]

Capsicum!

[jay-bee-me]

Also bold of you to assume I'm not both :)

[crazynumnums13]

You’re acceptable