Bored in hell

just your local emo i guess |send asks please| avatar:drawn by me|header:@chemicalromantix/@klaushargays| previously: @magnus-the-fabulous-entp-bane (saved the name as a Sideblog)

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[dalekdork]

IT JUST WONT DIE IT KEEPS COMING BACK

[jay-bee-me]

I'm a simp for books where he is evil and she is good but they fall in love with each other and he finds out he isn't as cruel as he thought but she is way more evil than any of them ever would have thought

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[jay-bee-me]

Moving into my new apartment tomorrow and am just over all looking forwards

[pangur-and-grim]

he hasn’t quite worked out doorknobs yet

[jay-bee-me]

It's crazy the way a break up I never wanted seems to fix all my mental problems...

[jay-bee-me]

I was today years old when I learned horseshoe crabs are closer related to spiders than actual crabs. I didn't like the thought of them before but now I'm horrified. Can I please unlearn their existence???

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[unyieldingsilence]

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[icaseybaybee]

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

[jay-bee-me]

This also goes for if you imagine a drawing. You still have to draw it.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Do you have an Assigned Animal™ (including extinct or mythical ones) that dominates the gifts people give you/your decor/etc.?

Yes, I have an Assigned Animal™ (owls, koalas, unicorns, dinosaurs, etc.)

No, but I've been assigned something else (fandom, color, plant, etc.).

I have more than one Thing (ex: koalas AND purple AND cacti)

BB what the fuck are you talking about

Voting ended onApr 26

[what-even-is-thiss]

I feel like I’ve been seeing people assuming that every stupid take must be made by an American more often lately. To the point where I see people assuming I must not be American specifically because I’m informed about something?

Like I fully get criticizing American attitudes about certain things but there are dumbasses everywhere you know.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Like for example people assuming that I’m not American because I like roundabouts? And because I’m informed about safe road design? I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you needed to be from a specific place to care about reducing car accidents.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Anyways I’m just bitching after I just woke up about something that doesn’t matter. I’m gonna go have a coffee.

[scienceoftheidiot]

Liking roundabouts is specifically a french urban area administrator's characteristics, and no one else's, so congratulations on being assigned your new identity.

Source

[what-even-is-thiss]

No please I was thinking about Carmel, Indiana USA when I was talking about roundabouts don’t take me to the baguette hexagon

[longseasons]

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

[mamawasatesttube]

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

[kabigon143]

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

[visible-disappointment]

i made a cup of tea and forgot about it and overbrewed it and now it tastes like shit

[jay-bee-me]

I hate when this happens...

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

tumblr's tag suggestions are an underappreciated part of this website's comedy

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

you've got it all: thinspo. gender dysphoria. manthirst. feedism. and of course: suicidal ideation

[iamahugslut]