âŠÂ   SHAMELESS  SEASON  8  PROMPTS   !
S8 : E5  /  The (Mis)Education of Liam Fergus Beircheart Gallagher .
â  reasons youâre here. quickly.  â
â i donât appreciate unannounced home visits. run along, now.  â
â Â what kind of questions are we talking about here? â
â  youâre really nice when you need something.  â
â  sit on my face and call me bernard. whoâs bernard?  â
â  isnât that kidnapping? â
â  what are you up to today?  â
â  iâm standing here telling you that your math is shit.  â
â Â iâm hoping youâre going to shower first. â
â  youâre always singing and smiling and bouncing around. â
â Â you decide what you want and find a way to get it. â
â Â well i can lend you the money if you need. â
â  you wonât be able to shake the smell for days.  â
â  whereâs everybody going?  â
â  you know thereâs a difference between southern and western? â
â  didnât think iâd live past twenty - five, now look at me.  â
â  you can check the camera with your phone. â
â Â little reminder: your little boy/girlfriend and i donât get along. â
â Â youâre really nice when you want something. â
â let me think about it⊠. nope. â
â i feel like i know you from somewhere. â
â itâs no problem. iâve been around boobs and babies a lot, so. .  â
S8 : E6  /  Icarus Fell and Rusty Ate Him .
â  arenât you the cutest little thing?  â
â try not to judge the afflicted by the curse.  â
â Â how much more you need? â
â  it is, in fact, my invitation to the middle class.  â
â  only freaks at my school get student of the month.  â
â  i should have never gone back to work for him/her. â
â  when you do as youâre told, you get rewards.  â
â  come on, i need your help.  â
â  the guyâs self-destructing. heâs on his own. â
â  iâve never see that before. â
â Â youâre not invited and neither are you. â
â  hey, can i ask you something? â
â  are you attracted to me?  â
â  you buy my muffin? are you hitting on me?  â
â  no, itâs not code for anything, it just means have a nice day. â
â  he used up all of his nine lives.  â
â itâs so nice having somebody to talk to. â
â Â i have to be worried about where the next pay check is coming from. â
â Â well, i did try to pull out the first time. â
â i need to get the morning after pill. â
â who the hell gave you a credit card? â
â you bought a car online?  â
S8 : E7  /  Occupy Fiona .
â  oh, hey. hey, why arenât you dressed?  â
â well, no, youâre not allowed to go home.  â
â Â where the fuckâs my wallet? â
â  look, weâre at [ place ], where youâre supposed to be.  â
â  iâm not going to lie about attendance.  â
â  a no call, no show on a weekend? â
â  please give me another chance, please.  â
â  i know what youâre thinking, the answer is no.  â
â  no need, i did my research, letâs just cut to the chase. â
â  the only shift i have available is graveyard. â
â Â i think your brother is egging you. â
â  damn, arenât you going to yell at him? or something? â
â  what the fuck are you doing? you have court today?  â
â  iâm going to fucking jail today, everyone knows it but you.  â
â  iâm starting to detect a pattern there. â
â  look, i get it, believe me, youâre pissed.  â
â i want her/him to smell our shit. â
â Â oh my god, you donât have to be a dick about, dick!â
â  hey, whereâs your soap? and all your towels? â
â he fucking puked me on, now iâm going to fucking puke. â
â this is my best suit. i was going to get married in this suit. â
â iâm helping them channel their emotions into positive and creative ways.  â
S8 : E8  /  Frankâs Northern Southern Express .
â  come on, i gotta take a leak?  â
â whoâs ringing the bell? itâs seven a.m.?  â
â Â shit, youâre pregnant again? â
â  how am i supposed to trust any of them?  â
â  hey, got your child to stop crying.  â
â  jesus, now everyoneâs in here? guess i wonât shower today. â
â  no, iâm gonna take you to planned parent and get a real test.  â
â  did you watch me pee, pervert?  â
â  i donât even want to know whatâs going on here, [ name ]. â
â  okay, not a very sex and alcohol crowd. â
â Â thatâs my car! you canât just take it whenever you feel like it!â
â  that would be a good song for you to learn. â
â  iâm going to go deal with my business in the front yard.  â
â  iâm a walking medical disaster, [ name ].  â
â sheâs great at getting what she wants and screwing everyone else. â
â  my family is driving me insane. thereâs always strange people in my house.  â
â have you ever lived on your own before? â
â Â thereâs an empty unit you can move into downstairs. â
â Â come by tomorrow, weâre having a few people over for happy hour. â
â finish your coffee and let yourself out. â
â letâs play a little get to know each other alphabet game. â
â  you repeat what i said and say something about yourself.  â