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“ i’m standing here telling you that your math is shit. ” -from Mal
“Oh... Okay,” Gill trailed off. He really did his best on the math, it wasn’t like he was that good at math. Still Mal didn’t need to be so mean about it, even Uma would have soften the blow a bit and she was the harshest critic he had.
✦ SHAMELESS SEASON 8 PROMPTS !
S8 : E5 / The (Mis)Education of Liam Fergus Beircheart Gallagher .
“ reasons you’re here. quickly. ”
“ i don’t appreciate unannounced home visits. run along, now. ”
“ what kind of questions are we talking about here? ”
“ you’re really nice when you need something. ”
“ sit on my face and call me bernard. who’s bernard? ”
“ isn’t that kidnapping? ”
“ what are you up to today? ”
“ i’m standing here telling you that your math is shit. ”
“ i’m hoping you’re going to shower first. ”
“ you’re always singing and smiling and bouncing around. ”
“ you decide what you want and find a way to get it. ”
“ well i can lend you the money if you need. ”
“ you won’t be able to shake the smell for days. ”
“ where’s everybody going? ”
“ you know there’s a difference between southern and western? ”
“ didn’t think i’d live past twenty - five, now look at me. ”
“ you can check the camera with your phone. ”
“ little reminder: your little boy/girlfriend and i don’t get along. ”
“ you’re really nice when you want something. ”
“ let me think about it… . nope. ”
“ i feel like i know you from somewhere. ”
“ it’s no problem. i’ve been around boobs and babies a lot, so. . ”
S8 : E6 / Icarus Fell and Rusty Ate Him .
“ aren’t you the cutest little thing? ”
“ try not to judge the afflicted by the curse. ”
“ how much more you need? ”
“ it is, in fact, my invitation to the middle class. ”
“ only freaks at my school get student of the month. ”
“ i should have never gone back to work for him/her. ”
“ when you do as you’re told, you get rewards. ”
“ come on, i need your help. ”
“ the guy’s self-destructing. he’s on his own. ”
“ i’ve never see that before. ”
“ you’re not invited and neither are you. ”
“ hey, can i ask you something? ”
“ are you attracted to me? ”
“ you buy my muffin? are you hitting on me? ”
“ no, it’s not code for anything, it just means have a nice day. ”
“ he used up all of his nine lives. ”
“ it’s so nice having somebody to talk to. ”
“ i have to be worried about where the next pay check is coming from. ”
“ well, i did try to pull out the first time. ”
“ i need to get the morning after pill. ”
“ who the hell gave you a credit card? ”
“ you bought a car online? ”
S8 : E7 / Occupy Fiona .
“ oh, hey. hey, why aren’t you dressed? ”
“ well, no, you’re not allowed to go home. ”
“ where the fuck’s my wallet? ”
“ look, we’re at [ place ], where you’re supposed to be. ”
“ i’m not going to lie about attendance. ”
“ a no call, no show on a weekend? ”
“ please give me another chance, please. ”
“ i know what you’re thinking, the answer is no. ”
“ no need, i did my research, let’s just cut to the chase. ”
“ the only shift i have available is graveyard. ”
“ i think your brother is egging you. ”
“ damn, aren’t you going to yell at him? or something? ”
“ what the fuck are you doing? you have court today? ”
“ i’m going to fucking jail today, everyone knows it but you. ”
“ i’m starting to detect a pattern there. ”
“ look, i get it, believe me, you’re pissed. ”
“ i want her/him to smell our shit. ”
“ oh my god, you don’t have to be a dick about, dick!”
“ hey, where’s your soap? and all your towels? ”
“ he fucking puked me on, now i’m going to fucking puke. ”
“ this is my best suit. i was going to get married in this suit. ”
“ i’m helping them channel their emotions into positive and creative ways. ”
S8 : E8 / Frank’s Northern Southern Express .
“ come on, i gotta take a leak? ”
“ who’s ringing the bell? it’s seven a.m.? ”
“ shit, you’re pregnant again? ”
“ how am i supposed to trust any of them? ”
“ hey, got your child to stop crying. ”
“ jesus, now everyone’s in here? guess i won’t shower today. ”
“ no, i’m gonna take you to planned parent and get a real test. ”
“ did you watch me pee, pervert? ”
“ i don’t even want to know what’s going on here, [ name ]. ”
“ okay, not a very sex and alcohol crowd. ”
“ that’s my car! you can’t just take it whenever you feel like it!”
“ that would be a good song for you to learn. ”
“ i’m going to go deal with my business in the front yard. ”
“ i’m a walking medical disaster, [ name ]. ”
“ she’s great at getting what she wants and screwing everyone else. ”
“ my family is driving me insane. there’s always strange people in my house. ”
“ have you ever lived on your own before? ”
“ there’s an empty unit you can move into downstairs. ”
“ come by tomorrow, we’re having a few people over for happy hour. ”
“ finish your coffee and let yourself out. ”
“ let’s play a little get to know each other alphabet game. ”
“ you repeat what i said and say something about yourself. ”
THE LAST UNICORN (1982) SENTENCE MEME. feel free to adjust as needed !!
Do not boast, old woman. Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you.
Suppose they’re hiding together… somewhere far away? What if they’re waiting for me? In need of my help? … I must go quickly, and come back as soon as I can.
Don’t look back, and don’t run. You must never run from anything immortal; it attracts their attention.
I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it’s not the same thing.
I can feel this body dying all around me!
But, I am always dreaming, even when I’m awake; it is never finished.
Everything dies! I want to die when YOU die!
_____, who am I? Why am I here? What is it that I am seeking in this strange place, day after day? I knew a moment ago, but I have forgotten.
Once, I can’t remember, I was long ago, someone strange. I was innocent and wise, and full of pain.
It’s a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.
Be rary of wousing a wizard’s wrath — rousing a rizard’s — Be wary of making a magician angry, if I chose, I could turn you into a frog!
Oh, God! I’m engaged to a Douglas fir!
Don’t cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back.
She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales, and books are written by rabbits.
You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.
What is the matter with your eyes? Why can I not see myself, in your eyes?
I know you! I almost knew you as soon as I saw you on the road coming to my door. Since then, there is no movement of yours that has not betrayed you! A pace, a glance, a turn of the head, the flash of your throat as you breathe… even your way of standing perfectly still — they were all my spies!
Do you still deny yourself? Do you dare still pretend to be human? I’ll hurl you down to the others with my own hands if you dare deny yourself!
Set me free. We are sisters, you and I.
_____, I would not be you for all the world. You have let your doom in by the front door, but it will not depart that way!
Creatures of night, brought to light.
No cat out of its first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings, who seem to enjoy it.
A clock isn’t time; it’s just numbers and springs. Pay it no mind.
Say my name then. If you know my name, tell it to me.
Tell me what you see. Don’t be afraid. Look at your fellow legends and tell me what you see.
I know you. If I were blind, I would know what you are.
Do nothing ’til you hear from me.
Oh, she’ll kill me one day or another. But she will remember forever that I caught her; I held her prisoner. So there’s my immortality, eh?
Now, you were out on the road, hunting for your own death, and I know where it awaits you.
You know better… Keep your poor shadows, if you will, but let me go, and, let her go. I cannot see her caged. She is real, like me. We are two sides of the same magic…
Who are you for then? Do you think those fools knew you, without any help from me?
Take me with you, for luck, for laughs, for the unknown…
You may come with me, if you like, though I wish you’d asked for some other reward for having freed me.
No, it can’t be. Can it be? Where have you been? Where have you been? Damn you! Where have you been?
And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new?
The magic chose the shape, not I. I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger…
Why won’t you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles?
No cat anywhere, ever gave anyone a straight answer.
There is nothing I can look at for very long, except the sea.
Trouble me, please, trouble me! I would court you with more grace, if I knew how. I only wish you wanted something of me…
Drown out my dreams! Keep me from remembering, whatever wants me to remember it!
There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.
Do something! You have the power! I will kill you if you don’t do something.
Not all the magic in the world can help her now.
I wish I could see her just once more, so I could tell her all that’s in my heart. She will never know what I really meant to say.
Well, men don’t always know when they’re happy. But I — I think so. And you?
I am sorry. I have done you evil and I cannot undo it.
“ Are you drunk? ”
“Yes, Harry gave me rum.” Gil answered truthfully, though he didn’t have to throw his friend under the buss for supplying the alcohol this time around. They both just got it from their dads whenever they could as their parents both had it though Gaston was by far easier to steal from.
Babies
“ Don’t make me come over there myself!
“Okay,” He said, putting away his harmonica with the look of a child who had been caught doing something they knew they weren’t supposed to. Really he was just bored.
{CrownedHeartChoker} “ Put me down! ”
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“Okay,” Gil said with a sigh as he put her down. He had been hugging her and gotten perhaps a tad bit too excited at seeing her again after so long. Sure they were always in opposing gangs but he wasn’t that good at being mean to people.
nearly 200 writing prompts // feel free to reblog
Angst:
1: “ Give me a chance. ” 2: “ Not you again.. ” 3: “ Leave me alone. ” 4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ” 5: “ Why do you hate me? ” 6: “ I lost the baby. ” 7: “ I thought you loved me. ” 8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ” 9:“ I can’t believe you! ” 10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ” 11: “ You’re a monster. ” 12: “ I hate you. ” 13: “ Don’t leave me… ” 14: “ You’re a disappointment. ” 15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ” 16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ” 17: “ Are you upset with me? ” 18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 19: “ I’m going to kill you! ” 20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ” 21: “ Thanks for nothing. ” 22: “ Dont call this number again. “ 23: “ Why did you spare me? ” 24: “ You need to leave. ” 25: “ I’m sick. ” 26: “ I’m dying. ” 27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 28: “ I thought we were family!” 29: “ There was never an us. ” 30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ” 31: “ I fucked up. ” 32: “ I came to say goodbye. ” 33:“ He’s dead because of you. ” 34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ” 35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”
Love:
36: “ I’m so in love with you. ” 37: “ Dance with me! ” 38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ” 39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ” 40: “ Will you marry me? ” 41: “ I’m pregnant. ” 42: “ I need a hug. ” 43: “ You’re special to me. ” 44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ” 45: “ Do you trust me? ” 46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ” 47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ” 48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ” 49: “ Lets have a baby. ” 50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ” 51: “ I want to take care of you. ” 52: “ Can we cuddle? ” 53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ” 54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ” 55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” 56: “ Are you flirting with me? ” 57: “ Is that my shirt? ” 58: “ How did we get here? ” 59: “ You own my heart. ” 60: “ You’d be a great dad. ” 61: “ You’d be a great mom. ” 62: “ I want to protect you. ” 63: “ Whats the matter? ” 64: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ” 66: “ Is that a new perfume? ” 67: “ Stop being so cute. ” 68: “ You’re making me blush! ” 69: “ You’re teasing me again… ” 70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ” 71: “ You’re the best! ” 72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ” 73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ” 74: “ Of course I remembered! ” 75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ” 76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ” 77: “ Are you jealous? ” 78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ” 79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ” 80: “ Lets run away together. ”
General:
90: “ Catch me if you can! ” 91: “ I’m fine. ” 92: “ Are you drunk? ” 93: “ Are you high? ” 94: “ We cant go in there… ” 95: “ Give it back! ” 96: “ Well this is just great. ” 97: “ Don’t touch me. ” 98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” 99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!” 100: “ I didn’t do it! ” 101: “ I did it… ” 102: “ I don’t remember that! ” 103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ” 104: “ Get that thing away from me! ” 105: “ You owe me. ” 106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ” 107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ” 108: “ Are you hitting on me? ” 109: “ Why are you naked? ” 110: “ You did what?! ” 111: “ You have… Superpowers? ” 112: “ Why are you bleeding? ” 113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?” 114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ” 115: “ That wasn’t funny. ” 116: “ This tastes horrible. ” 117: “ This is delicious! ” 118: “ Are you mad at me? ” 119: “ Stop ignoring me… ” 120: “ I love that show too! ” 121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?” 122: “ Lets blow this joint. ” 123: “ Let me help you with that. ” 124: “ Take that back! ” 125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ” 126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ” 127: “ What are you listening to? ” 128: “ I brought you your coffee. ” 129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ” 130: “ Run! ” 131: “ Lets run away together. ” 132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ” 133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ” 134: “ Was I really that drunk? ” 135: “ Was I really that stoned? ” 136: “Give me back my phone! ” 137: “ You’re an asshole. ” 138: “ Are you cold? ” 139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ” 140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ” 141: “ Did you hear that? ” 142: “ It’s just your imagination. ” 143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ” 144: “ Stop being such a baby. ” 145: “ Go back to bed. ” 146: “ Are you okay? ” 147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.” 148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ” 149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ” 150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ” 151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ” 152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” 153: “ Put me down! ” 154: “ There’s only one bed… ” 155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ” 156: “ How did I loose it? ” 157: “ I read your diary. ” 158: “ This is awkward. ” 159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ” 160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”
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Please note my activity on each blog depends on who I’m inspired to write at any given moment.
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Cordelia - @youngercharming
Sian - @sianofllyr
Kem - @frenchromani
Joanna - @poachersdaughter
Zevon - @machilitions
Gil - @notgaston
Hook - @alreadygaveahand
Cruella - @crazywomandriver
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Dark Sentence Starters
“You can’t be forgiven!”
“I can’t be forgiven!”
“We can’t be forgiven!”
“This is worse than death.”
“I don’t want to die. Not now.”
“Don’t you dare die on me!”
“Death is waiting for me.”
“Where did you get that wound from?”
“What is it you want from me?”
“What is it you want from them?”
“What is it you want from him?”
“What is it you want from her?”
“You killed them!”
“You killed her!”
“You killed him!”
“Just… go to hell.”
“I killed them.”
“I killed him.”
“I killed her.”
“Go to hell!”
“You are nothing but a fool.”
“Just… leave me.”
“Just… leave him.”
“Just… leave them.”
“Just… leave her.”
“Leave me.”
“Leave him.”
“Leave her.”
“Leave them.”
“Leave me be.”
“Leave him be.”
“Leave her be.”
“Leave them be.”
“Leave me here to die.”
“What are you doing to them?”
“What are you doing to her?”
“What are you doing to him?”
“What are you doing to me?”
“Why are you doing this?“
“You’re such a jerk!”
“You’re a jerk.”
“They’re a jerk.”
“They’re such a jerk!”
“He’s a jerk.”
“He’s such a jerk!”
“She’s a jerk.”
“She’s such a jerk!”
“Do I look like I am letting you get away with it?”
“Do I look like I am going to have you leave?”
“You’re mine now.”
“You’re all mine.”
“You’re part of the plan.”
“They’re mine now!”
“He’s mine now!”
“She’s mine now!”
“Let him go!”
“Let go of them!”
“Let go of her!”
“Let go of him!”
“Let her go!”
“Let them go!”
“They’re all yours.”
“She’s all yours.”
“He’s all yours.”
“I’m all yours.”
“Are you sure you want to leave?”
“Let go of me!”
“Let me go!”
“Lemme go!”
“Put me down!”
“Let go!”
“You’re not going to get away with this.”
“I’m not letting you get away with it.”
“I’m not going to let you leave.”
“You’re not leaving.”
“I’m not leaving.”
“We’re not leaving.”
“Do I look like I am your puppet?”
“I don’t want to be your puppet.”
“Am I your puppet?”
“Quit pulling my strings!”
“I am not your puppet!”
“I will not be your puppet.”
“See you in hell!”
“Who did this to you?”
“Who did this to them?”
“Who did this to him?”
“Who did this to her?”
“Who did this to me?”
“You stay away from me!”
“You stay away from him!”
“You stay away from her!”
“You stay away from them!”
‘SCANDAL’ ASK MEME.
I took the angstiest, bitterest, most heartbreaking quotes from the show and threw them on here. Enjoy! Also, feel free to change the pronouns to fit the situation.
❛ I’ve gone to being his bitch to yours. ❜ ❛ Mediocrity is not an option for me. I don’t want that and neither should you. ❜ ❛ I got here because I managed to escape you. ❜ ❛ If I only went where I was welcomed, I’d never leave the house. ❜ ❛ Are you still getting married? ❜ ❛ Do you want me to get married? ❜ ❛ He has a weakness. If I exploit it, maybe I can get information out of him/her. ❜ ❛ For a screw up, you’re actually very bright. ❜ ❛ Don’t insult me by lying to my face. ❜ ❛ I’m done. I told you we’re done. We’re over. ❜ ❛ You do not summon me! ❜ ❛ She’s/he’s perfect. But she’s not you. ❜ ❛ Do not tell me what I have to do. You don’t get to do that anymore. ❜ ❛ Screw as many whores as you want. I wouldn’t expect anything less. ❜ ❛ Do you not understand that when the monster gets hungry he will turn around and eat you? ❜ ❛ I’m playing the game and I’m playing it better than anyone. ❜ ❛ You’re one creepy bastard, you know that? ❜ ❛ The truth of the matter is that I’ll never love anyone as much as I love you. You have never chosen me. We’ve done horrible things to one another, but for some reason, I still end up here in front of you… Looking at you. Wanting you. In love with you. ❜ ❛ I don’t want to marry her. I want to be with you. Do you want to be with me? ❜ ❛ I want us to stand in the sun together. ❜ ❛ The only difference is that I’m in love with you. Some people would call that a defect. ❜ ❛ I asked you to save me… and you said no. ❜ ❛ I am better than you. ❜ ❛ When you walk in here, you make me hope. ❜ ❛ We’re not ever going to be over. I am never going to be over you. ❜ ❛ If you want me, earn me! ❜ ❛ Come back to me. Forgive me. I love you. ❜ ❛ I think you believe that I will never choose you. ❜ ❛ Call my bluff. I dare you. ❜ ❛ I may not be able to control my erections around you, but that does not mean I want you. ❜ ❛ It’s you. You’re difficult. ❜ ❛ It’s because you found your precious _____ doesn’t have the secrets of the universe tucked between her magical thighs. That she’s just a person like everyone else and that she’s capable of using you like everyone else. ❜ ❛ You’re not you anymore. You know who you are? You know who you’ve become? You’re your father. ❜ ❛ Go screw yourself. And when you’re done with that, you can go straight to hell and screw yourself there. ❜ ❛ I am not a murderer and I am not a liar, and I am not going anywhere. So the sooner you get over it, the better. ❜ ❛ You ruined me. I’m ruined! ❜ ❛ You own me! You control me! I belong to you! You think I don’t want to be a better man? You don’t think that I want to dedicate myself to my marriage? ❜ ❛ I love you. I’m in love with you. You are the love of my life. My every feeling is controlled by the look on your face. I can’t breathe without you. I can’t sleep without you. I wait for you, I watch for you. I exist for you. If I could escape all of this and run away with you… ❜ ❛ I wasn’t thinking about you. I don’t think about you. ❜ ❛ Marriage can wreak havoc on a person. ❜ ❛ Please stop. Please stop getting my hopes up. ❜ ❛ What? Did you think you’d find me drunk and playing Russian Roulette? ❜ ❛ You are the biggest bitch I know. Don’t tell me you can’t do this. ❜ ❛ There’s no gratitude in parenting. I don’t know why we do it. ❜ ❛ You should never apologize for being you. ❜ ❛ You should know… I hope you know… I did my best for you. I take tremendous pride in who you have become. ❜ ❛ This isn’t you. You are a measly little troll and I don’t like you, and I do not respect you, and I think you’re pathetic. ❜ ❛ The plan is to find him, and when I do, I”m going to look him in the eye and put a bullet in his head. ❜ ❛ How does someone as brilliant, as accomplished as you, not know what you are, who you are? ❜ ❛ You’re not ready. And you never will be. ❜ ❛ We should’ve locked ourselves in a room together and gotten drunk years ago. ❜ ❛ I haven’t had this much fun spending the night with a woman in, hell, ever. ❜ ❛ You’re complimenting me. Is this some new, genius way of putting the screws to me? ❜ ❛ I wish we’d never met. But we did. And I tried… I tried and failed. And tried and failed again to hide… To stop loving him. But I couldn’t. I was weak. I hated myself. I wore this ring to remind myself of my weakness. ❜ ❛ This is amazing. She has actually managed to go from being a slut, to being an every-woman, to being your sister-wife in under 48 hours. I didn’t even know that was possible. ❜ ❛ I’m damaged. She doesn’t like to yell at me. ❜ ❛ You took in a wild monster and you groomed me and petted me and trained me to sit at your feet. But that doesn’t mean I’m a puppy. That just makes me a very loyal monster. So I don’t go too far. I went exactly as far as my leash allows and you hold the leash. You went too far. ❜ ❛ You should’ve never given me someone to love. Monsters eat people. It’s what we do. ❜ ❛ It’s a gesture. It means I’m sorry. People get coffee when they’re sorry. I can get you tea instead. ❜ ❛ Stock your damn fridge. If I’m going to be your fake boyfriend/girlfriend all day, I’m going to come home at the end of it and drink real beer and eat real food. ❜ ❛ You have no idea how my world works. ❜ ❛ Girls like to me kissed first, right? Romance them a little before you drive right into their pants. ❜ ❛ One, I am not a hen. Two, I am not a prize at the state fair. You cannot win me! ❜ ❛ Life is unfortunate. Random. Coincidental. Bad things happen to good people all the time. ❜ ❛ Run away with me. Save me. ❜ ❛ I lie in bed every night and I play our relationship over and over again in my head like a movie. We meet. We fall in love. We can’t stop ourselves. We’re meant to be. I give up everything inside of me and then it stops. The movie just stops. I don’t know how it ends. ❜ ❛ The last thing this needs is another sex scandal. Stay away from her. ❜ ❛ I don’t want us to fight anymore. If you don’t hurt me, I won’t hurt you. ❜ ❛ Oh look, it’s the girl who can’t shut her legs or her mouth. ❜ ❛ You’ve always been the other guy and the whats-his-name. Good, fine, but never great. We both know the reason they call it a race, the reason there is a winner, is because someone wins. And it’s never you. ❜ ❛ Whew. We sleep better when she’s lying between us. ❜ ❛ I am not a toy you can play with when you’re bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me. Until then, we are done. ❜ ❛ The irony is he/she chose you because he thought you would be loyal. ❜ ❛ Want me to have the chef send you up some fried chicken? ❜ ❛ Let’s face it, baby. This is all about you. And you just want me to play my part as the co-star, the dutiful wife who smiles and acts proud of you. ❜ ❛ I kept my distance from you because I was terrified of what he might be. Turns out he was yours the whole time. But he was always mine, or at least he should’ve been. ❜ ❛ If we’re going to die, can we do it now so I don’t have to listen to the two of you? ❜ ❛ It’s my turn! He suffers. He hurts. He burns. I’m tired of carrying the cross. Let him pick it up now. ❜ ❛ I want his head in the fire and I want to see him burn. I want to hand him the one piece of news that will destroy him and I want to watch his face when it happens. ❜ ❛ Somebody out there wants me dead. ❜ ❛ Don’t patronize me like I’m some hysterical teenage girl at the beginning of my cycle. ❜ ❛ It hurts until it doesn’t. You think it’s going to break you, but it won’t. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same. ❜ ❛ You’re worried about him cheating on me? That’s… oddly sweet. ❜ ❛ I’d say this a new low. ❜ ❛ You don’t have to love me, but we are in this hell together and the flames are burning both of us with equal intensity, baby, so the least you can do is be my friend. ❜ ❛ I just don’t understand why I have to apologize for his affair. ❜ ❛ Give any piece of trailer trash a push-up bra and a microphone and those stupid flyovers will eat it up like fried Twinkies. ❜ ❛ As long as she’s still alive, well, she’s your flaw. Your Achilles heel. Which makes her my weapon. ❜ ❛ So cheers, baby. Drink up. I live to fight another day. ❜ ❛ I’d lose… Our little war, I’d lose. ❜ ❛ That’s impossible. A lady never gets drunk. ❜ ❛ You’re drunk, _____. ❜ ❛ The upsetting thing about being as educated as I am and as intelligent as I am is that being the First Lady is profoundly boring. ❜ ❛ Aren’t you part of ‘they’ now? One-third of some secret, unholy trinity? ❜ ❛ This is me being in love with another woman. ❜ ❛ Does it ever bother you? All the lies, all the pretending? And that’s not an accusation cause I do it too and I do it well. ❜ ❛ She’s perfect, but she is not you. ❜ ❛ You are the one I like to ride, but no one will ever ride you like I do. ❜ ❛ I’m just a twisted sociopath who gets what she wants, no matter who gets bulldozed along the way. ❜ ❛ I can’t do this… Be with you. I can’t be with you. I’m sorry. ❜ ❛ You love me. You love me! ❜ ❛ I can’t be with you. It’s not even that I can’t, I don’t want to. ❜ ❛ You’re not good enough for me. ❜ ❛ You’re weak. You need me too much. Need me to tell you what to do and how to feel and– you were never an option for me. ❜ ❛ You’re an escape, someone to toy with. You’re a yo-yo, a booty call, a side piece. ❜ ❛ Frankly, it’s embarrassing that you still haven’t realized, after all this time, that if we were together – actually together – I would tear right through you. Destroy you. ❜ ❛ You’re scared of what we have… Of having something real. ❜ ❛ You’re wrong. I’m not scared. I may be horrible, because I’m abandoning you, because I always abandon you, but I’m not scared. Not the least bit. ❜ ❛ You’re wrong. And pathetic. ❜ ❛ I could tell you five minutes from now that I want to be with you, that I want to save you… You would crawl back to me, forgive me, every single time. ❜ ❛ He is who I choose. He is who I will always choose. You are just a lesser version of him, a sad reminder of the man I truly deserve. ❜ ❛ I will slit his throat. If he learns that I’m the one who made you break his heart, that too will force me to slit his throat. ❜ ❛ If I were you, I would pick up whatever chips I have left and run. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, the truth does not work. It does not work for me. ❜ ❛ If you try to tell that disgusting fairytale, I will make such a scene. ❜ ❛ I will open up our closet and I will pull out our dirty laundry with the world. I am that tired. ❜ ❛ What’d you call me? Ornamental? Not functional? I am a rose dying on a vine here. ❜ ❛ You missed out on your happy ending today. ❜ ❛ Her being blown to bits… That’s your dream, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ I am spectacular, but I can’t compete with religious fervor. ❜ ❛ I thought, hey! Let’s get some estrogen in here, see what happens! ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? What’s wrong? What is wrong? This is my life! That is what’s wrong! ❜ ❛ I am tired of doing everything myself! I am alone here! ❜ ❛ Let’s not pretend we’re something we’re not. ❜ ❛ If you knew the sacrifices I have made, the things I have given up, and the pieces of myself that I have given away for you… and you treat me this way? You declare war on me and you shame me and you make me beg for scraps when I have done nothing but fight for you. ❜ ❛ When I was faced with the chance to cheat, I kept my knees together and I said no. ❜ ❛ What does it feel like? To be so hot for someone, to be so turned-on by them that you would put everything you ever worked for at risk? Does it feel good? Is it an amazing high? ❜ ❛ Really? So me sticking my fingers down your throat, that was what, a typical Tuesday night? ❜ ❛ Do you want me to thank you? Thank you for saving me from my sad little suicide attempt? ❜ ❛ Are you insane like him, or just stupid? ❜ ❛ You’re ornamental. Not functional. So don’t come in here and try to use your brain because no one cares! ❜ ❛ You always did know just the right way to hurt me. ❜ ❛ Relax, I’m kidding… For now. ❜ ❛ I’m sick of smiling. I’m sick of acting like we’re happy. ❜ ❛ She’s not my mistress anymore, so buck up. You won. ❜ ❛ We can’t always get what we want, can we? ❜ ❛ I thought you tried to kill me, the night I was shot. ❜ ❛ I would never try to kill you. ❜ ❛ You’re the only one who has always been honest who you were. ❜ ❛ Do you love me? Enough to… to be on my side? No matter what happens. ❜ ❛ I have never left my side. You left mine, but I never left yours. ❜ ❛ And yes, I do love you. No matter what. I have always loved you. No matter what. ❜ ❛ We’re in this together, okay? We have to be in this together because I don’t have anybody else. I don’t. You’re all I have. ❜ ❛ It’s you and me. ❜ ❛ I am not some man acting out of rage and then thinking later. I am a woman. ❜ ❛ We tip toe around, figuring out how to get on your good side… But you don’t have a good side. ❜ ❛ Put another glass of Scotch on top of it and just deal with it. ❜ ❛ Pretending is what’s real. Every married couple alive pretends. ❜ ❛ Buying into the delusion that there’s any way to live together, to get through an entire life together, that’s… Well, that’s the fantasy. That’s pretending. ❜ ❛ You did this! You ruined our relationship! You killed us! You killed us, _____. Don’t you see that? Don’t you see what you did? We never had a chance. ❜ ❛ You think you’re family, but you’re nothing but the help. And you don’t even know it. ❜ ❛ But thank you… for reminding me that when I decide to kill you, I need to do it all by myself. ❜ ❛ So you can cheat and I can’t? Is that it? Well, that is one hell of a double standard. ❜ ❛ Well, guess what. You’re alone! The path that you walk is not my path. The shoes that you stand in are not my shoes. We are not equals, nor will we ever be. You are a-lone! ❜ ❛ You! You ruined our relationship! You shut me down. You locked the door. You killed us. ❜ ❛ I never blamed you. It wasn’t your fault you didn’t want me. “Poor ____. My poor wife’s dried up. She can’t control her body or libido.” But it turns out that was a lie. ❜ ❛ It wasn’t that you didn’t want sex, it was that you didn’t want me because you’re all hot and bothered for ______. ❜ ❛ I have spent all this time feeling guilty, feeling like a monster, feeling like I broke us! But it was you. ❜ ❛ How does this go? What are the rules? ❜ ❛ When you licked my face, when you put your tongue on my cheek, apparently that was just what you needed to get in the mood to rip my molars out, right? ❜ ❛ You put your tongue in my mouth, and now I deserve to live? That’s a thing? That’s how it goes? ❜
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KING ARTHUR / LEGEND OF THE SWORD PROMPTS .
❝ Why have enemies when you can have friends? ❞
❝ I thought you’d be taller and would have a beard. ❞
❝ I see you’re trying to get me to do something razzle-dazzle with that sword. ❞
❝ There’s an army of you, there’s only one of me. ❞
❝ I’ve talked, I’m happy to talk, but there is no way… that I am fighting. ❞
❝ Hang that up, don’t want it getting creased. ❞
❝ It should be clear by now that whatever you and your friends think I am, I am not it. ❞
❝ It’s all yours, son. Though I warn you, it’s got quite a bite. ❞
❝ You wanted to know what gave me such drive? It was you. ❞
❝ I am here now because of you. You created me. And for that, I bless you. ❞
❝ You’re no longer dealing with the man you previously met. ❞
❝ You’re no longer a myth. You’re starting to mean something. ❞
❝ You are resisting the sword. The sword isn’t resisting you. ❞
❝ You want him to think big? Give him something big to think about. ❞
❝ They’re fighting in your name. ❞
❝ How do you get money from a Viking? ❞
❝ You have won, [ NAME ]. You have won. Now, play with me. ❞
❝ When people fear you, it is the most intoxicated position a man can possess. ❞
❝ You know what happens now. You’re quickly becoming a legend. ❞
❝ This lot’s been trying that for years. Good luck doing that for them. ❞
❝ And once you finish it, how are you supposed to get to the middle? ❞
❝ Let me show you what your uncle will do if you do not accept. ❞
❝ The sword is yours now, son. Take it. ❞
❝ Long live the King! Long live the King! ❞
❝ I’m a little old for finger-wagging and speeches. ❞
❝ Can you just get around to telling me exactly what it is you want? ❞
❝ It’s quite dangerous being one of you lot, isn’t it? ❞
❝ You’re good with animals, aren’t you? ❞
❝ Never met one of you in the flesh. I thought you’d be taller… ❞
❝ You have to break his old self completely, wear him down. ❞
❝ You’re playing with fire, [ NAME ]. ❞
❝ I’m not killing the king before he’s even become one! ❞
❝ Pick it up. Pick it up with both hands. ❞
❝ If you want that sword so much, your lordship, you can keep it… ❞
❝ Now, that would have hurt a lot more if I’d left the ring on. ❞
❝ It was [ NAME ] who murdered your father ❞
❝ Did you see everything you needed to see? ❞
❝ I need you to do as I tell you. I need to get you and the boy away from here. ❞
❝ You sharpened the blade. You created me. ❞
❝ Why has the water dropped? Why does the sword reveal itself now? ❞
❝ As your power increases, so do to the forces that will oppose you. ❞
❝ The born king will come. It is inevitable. ❞
❝ You felt it, didn’t you, my power? ❞
❝ I’ve never had any power or any desire to achieve it. ❞
❝ Don’t worry. You will soon understand what all the fuss is about. ❞
❝ What you didn’t account for is what you can do with this sword. ❞
❝ You wanted the prophecy, this is your prophecy. ❞
❝ The man who pulled sword from stone, behold, your born king! ❞
❝ Because for the first time, there is something you don’t know. ❞
❝ What gave you such drive? you felt if, the power, didn’t you? ❞
❝ I’m not getting drawn into this mess! ❞
❝ There are rumors, the legend of the sword, of a king other than yourself. ❞
❝ Listen to me, I need you to do as I tell you. ❞
❝ If I go down, you follow him. If he goes down, you follow me. ❞
❝ Did you see everything you needed to see? ❞
❝ Are you scared? You should be. ❞
❝ You make sense of the devil. ❞
❝ You put me in that brothel. You cut me on the streets. ❞
❝ But doesn’t it make the palace burn well? ❞
❝ No, I mean I’m sorry. You’ve made a mistake. ❞
❝ I’ll step off this throne and you can deal with me as the man you previously met. ❞
❝ Well, now that’s out the way, let’s eat. ❞
❝ I understand there’s been a change in the leadership. ❞
❝ I am confident that you will still honor the agreement made. ❞
❝ I’m prepared to extend the deadline by a week. ❞
❝ We’ve been wondering what you were doing in here. ❞
❝ I like it. What is it? ❞
❝ I’m not getting drawn into this mess. There’s an army of you. ❞
Can you do something for me, please?
I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship.
Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another.
Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it.
My muse is dead, and your muse is visiting their grave 3 years later. My muse walks up behind yours and says "I'm sorry". How does your muse react?
Send me anons as my muse’s parent!
(or parental figure, if they don’t have parents)
