It might be the damn phone.

Understand this, I am here to be nonsensical and engage occasionally in whimsy.

[myriapoda-1306]

I often feel like a forager wasp when I'm buying dairy for my family

[myriapoda-1306]

I posted this to my tiktok and someone commented this:

[kosmogrl]

[starcatboy]

Star Wars fanfic is crazy because it will be like the most intense diabolical whump with characters getting tortured betrayed loosing even more body parts than in canon having ill advised sex and wanting to kill themselves but it will still somehow be a fix it because somewhere in there they will stop Order 66

[toodrunktofindaurl]

take your gf to work day

twitter | bluesky | insta | 🔞 pa/treon

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[rhan-hastur]

I made some pride bats, enjoy! 🦇🏳️‍🌈 EDIT: Part 2

[peachpulpeuse]

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

[tattedpetticoats]

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

[laziestgirlintown]

Corsi is not real

John William Waterhouse official site

John William Waterhouse wikipedia

[bluemuffin-draws]

When Blip A finds the hail Mary but make it the blade runner scene

[despazito]

The atlantic ocean is powerful but he is stronger

[dear-ao3]

on a road trip with my dad. he’s blasting 5sos’s Entire Discography at insane levels and and singing every song word for word. Every Song. the rocks. kiss me kiss me. don’t stop. wildflower. voodoo doll. talk fast. not ok. she’s kinda hot. he knows them all. there are no skips. he’s drumming on the steering wheel.

[dear-ao3]

he’s paused his singing long enough to read a sign that said “new traffic pattern.”

“what kind of traffic pattern do you think it’ll be?” he asked me. “plaid? argyle?”

[dear-ao3]

tried to tell him we were passing the historic spot where the suspension infamously broke on ted nivinsons 2002 toyota tacoma during the rainforest cafe road trip and his response was to crank up the volume on youngblood

[dear-ao3]

me: dad i don’t like the look of this truck

dad: well he’s probably hauling a bunch of helium

me: then why isn’t it floating

dad: haha very funny

[were--ralph]

how good at video games in general do you consider yourself to be

fucking awful. i am playing on easy and not ashamed

i mean definitely not good

like. worse than average but i try my best and do ok

perfectly average idk

a little bit better than average, some might say

im objectively good. not the best but certainly better than average

p good

im preeeetty good borderline goated at video james

fucking goated, next

I am the best in my friend groups

i do not play video games. fucking nerds.

i only watch people play games, im like. a semi-gamer.

Voting ended onMay 30

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[boringkate]

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

hey so QUITTING SOMETHING THATS HORRIBLE FOR YOU DOESNT MAKE YOU A QUITTER. IT MEANS YOURE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHEN SOMETHING ISNT WORTH IT ANYMORE.