Soda

mid 20's. posting for fun and to keep up with my friends

[vanglaggle]

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more fat fitness instructors and I'm dead fucking serious

[silverlullabies]

There’s a plus size fitness instructor on TikTok that teaches you how to do exercises on the machines correctly and as someone who’s been doing fitness for a long time, she’s helped me correct my forms. She’s literally a godsend.

[kuttithevangu]

I think “write every day” is bad advice, partly because it isn’t achievable and partly because I think actually you should sometimes be Brewing instead of writing. But it also feels bad to go for a long time without writing. So I have instead arrived at “write an average of about 1500 words every two weeks” which would be (slightly over) 100 words a day if i wrote every day but in practice is just as often 700-0-0-0-600-0-200 or whatever. The key is never to set a goal higher than what you can catch up to if your car dies your cat dies your wife leaves you and the power goes out 😜

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[fallingtowers]

goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$

[oreramar]

Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.

The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.

The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.

I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.

I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[koiagain]

I Hate that blood actually looks cool aesthetically it makes me feel like My Name is razor 12 years old & I Watch gore all day

[achillesinhighheels]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to get this piercing!

Do you like it?

I have it!

Yes!

yes but I wouldn't get it

No

Wouldn't be worth it

Results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to get this piercing!

Do you like it?

I have it!

Yes!

yes but I wouldn't get it

No

Wouldn't be worth it

Results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[prokopetz]

Kink scene rescheduled because halfway through me explaining the scenario my dom asked a clarifying question that uncovered a howling logical inconsistency and we ended up spending the next three hours workshopping the worldbuilding.

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[memeguy-com]

All day this couple ran up to different Batmans yelled son and then dropped to the floor

[dek0pon]

beetle table <3 maple, white oak, walnut

[fan-art-ic]

Just so everyone is aware because I didn’t realize at first,

OP MADE THIS TABLE AND IT IS SICK AF