Magic Godtier Dreamboat Boy

Alive!Cronus Ampora blog for artisticGeminate's timeline

[cronus69]

amporas vwill reblog anything from each other. vwatch.

[artisticgeminate]

hey guys! im back!

and i have some like, news

for one, i pupaTTed! im 7′8″ now and im TTaller TThan my kismesis and hes fucking pissed and iTTs greaTT ┋8D

second TThing mighTT be TTriggering so uh, nexTT posTT so i can TTag iTT

[creatorscaptivation]

ey, im not so petty i cant handle vwhen someones a bit taller than me

stop tellin lies about me, chief

anyvway ill get there evwentually, dont you vworry about a thing

[hyoyeo-deactivated20180703]

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Meenah you are missing out

also if this song is legit supposed to be composed by Cronus then I really want to hear the rest of his music

[jumpingjacktrash]

what no

he’s a horribly talented little shit

life was so much easier when i could ignore him as a cartoon creeper with no redeeming qualities goddammit

[manyblinkinglights]

My absolute 100% favourite headcanon is Cronus being actually a genuinely good musician.

IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM THAT MUCH BETTER—and also it ties into the whole squandering-hope thing Eridan had going on, right, like, this turns the sum totality of Cronus into a tragic waste.

[roachpatrol]

The sad thing is I always assumed Cronus was a good musician, and that was just part of the overall disaster that comprises being an Ampora. If Cronus was going to be into music, he was going to be good at it: all the Amporas seem to pick things out to focus on and then level this near-obsessive focus on it, and with art, if you work your ass off at it, you’ll get good.

See, Eridan’s hive was full of maps and charts and books, and he was said to have reached the highest tier of FLARPing alongside Vriska. He only really played at wiping out the landwellers, but when he decided to kill all his Angels, which weren’t even supposed to be killed, which took minutes of concentrated fire from a legendary weapon to go down, he wiped them all out in a few months. Dualscar was similarly obsessed with eradicating the gamblignants (though we don’t know if he was going through the motions for attention like Eridan with his genocide thing or seriously exerting himself like Eridan with the angels) and even if he was a laughingstock for trying, Mindfang really enjoyed their enmity, considered him a great opponent, and was deeply disappointed that he’d flipped red for her. He was great to hate, but gross to like, apparently. And here’s Cronus growing up in a culture that would never have given him a gun or sanctioned his more overtly destructive impulses. He had to channel all that drive and ambition and talent and frustration somewhere, and it was apparently music. 

The awful thing about Amporas is that they’re so relentlessly self-centered. Both the creative and martial arts reward that kind of focus. But when it comes to working out how to be a good person that people will like? Yeah, good luck, chief. 

[thebootydiaries]

someone: *announces that they have low standards*

me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)

[theseahorseprince]

so i lied i did take pictures the other day but none a them wwere really all that great but i suppose this ones ok look howw cute i am

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[violetbard]

tis the season. (better quality ver.) 

[unknownwardrobee]

[majikmountain]

who is she?

[sho-yoo-blog]

she’s smokin

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

Freckles look so good on every face honestly if u have freckles pls love them

[doubleddiscontent]

me22iin around wwiith 2elfiie fiilter2, here’2 my face. and my hot fuckiin bod, iit2 been 2uper wwarm 2o liight 2carve2 and 2howwiing off my miidriif!

((Full color version HERE! Viewed OOC please!))

[doubleddiscontent]

hey a22hole2 vvaliidate my 2exiine22. ii havve 21 followwer2 2o ii 2hould havve at lea2t 22 note2 on thii2.

[doubleddiscontent]

ok 2eriiou2ly? can ii get one reblog evven? ii’m tryiing here.

[flippinoptimist]

i got you

[artisticgeminate]

creatorscaptivation:

:) you should vwear dresses, it’d look cute.

…. if you can find a nickname for you that’s as cute as that one, i’ll stop calling you sophie. because i looked that up, and that fish is cute as hell.

i have a friend who wears dresses someTTimes, ill ask him abouTT iTT.

well youre cuTTe as hell damniTT.

[creatorscaptivation]

oh? vwho’s the friend? i’d vwant to meet him. ;)

of course i’m cute as hell.

[creatorscaptivation]

doubleddiscontent:

erii22ol amptor. not at your 2ervviice.

vwowv, rude. 

howv’s it going, chief?

[creatorscaptivation]

artisticgeminate:

im noTT saying i wouldnTT look good wiTTh spheres. id look hella wiTTh spheres.

buTT iTTs also a name, and iTTs weird damniTT.

i could call you gourami

:) you should vwear dresses, it’d look cute.

.... if you can find a nickname for you that’s as cute as that one, i’ll stop calling you sophie. because i looked that up, and that fish is cute as hell.

[doubleddiscontent]

@creatorscaptivation followed doubleddisconent!

no really wwho the fuck are you even.

[creatorscaptivation]

does magic godtier dreamboat boy not covwer it?

cronus ampora, at your service. ;)

[creatorscaptivation]

artisticgeminate:

yeah ok fine you goTT me im TTerrible aTT nicknames. buTT iTTs noTT like sophie is beTTTTer. youre noTT a bird and im noTT a girl.

awvvwvwwvw but sophie, you’d look so good vwith spheres.

but at least sophie is a term for vwho you’re going steady vwith. cawv doesn’t evwen make a little sense.

[creatorscaptivation]

#also im calling you caw now because cro sounds like cro and the feathers are as black as my feelings for you#asshole #cawing

tunes vwhat the fuck. howv the fuck did you decide that a SEADWVELLER needs the nickname of a bird? not evwen a sea bird, as annoying as those are. 

also, you didn’t evwen say crowv. and cawv is a shitty nickname. you’re terrible at nicknames and you should feel bad. 

[wannabeconfident]

[doubleddiscontent]

ii look 2o fuckiing gro22 iin thii2 piicture but ii cant get a better one. the liight2 iin my hiivve make me look the wwrong fuckiing color.

wwhatevver here2 my face.

((Art commissioned from @gelasticat!))