bart world no mercy

there are other ways to die to nature than to let it swallow you whole

[creatureslair]

andie 🌞 any/all, 19

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[romcommunist]

elm trees my only friend

[romcommunist]

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

[headspace-hotel]

[wayneradiotv]

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

[lacystar]

Jeff the spiller 🫗

[lacystar]

I said Jeff the spiller 🫗

[lacystar]

is this thing on

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[violenceunimagined]

[ohnostalgia]

yo mama so minion she papoy on my banana

[plounce]

ten year anniversary

[plounce]

fifteen year anniversary

[plounce]

sixteen year anniversary

[plounce]

nineteen year anniversary

[straightboyfriend]

my favorite AITA ruling comments

[swordmouse]

I’m a fan of this one.

[quaranmine]

would like to add this one

[prettyyinpunk]

#mytwuck

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[ycoil]

(walking and twitching with a meandering direction muttering to myself) dumb fucking idiots, im gonna kill you all, im going to fucking kill you *approaching stranger on sidewalk who looks slightly concerned* (suddenly straightens up, puts on a million dollar smile, and starts waving) how ya doin? the rain makes me so god damn gleeful, it fills me with boundless energy and joy, tell me you can feel it my friend

[circuitbending]

EVERY TIME PRINCE POSTS SOME FUCKASS PICTURE OF HIS EVIL AND MESSED UP CATS IT MAKES ME FEEL AN UNDESCRIBED EMOTION

[catboirights]

[circuitbending]

ARE YOU HAVING HOTDOGS IN A CUP. WITH A HORIZONTAL HANDLE?

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.