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Sivi | 22 | they/she

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[hotvampireadjacent]

@pissvortex

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[sabertoothwalrus]

it’s 2026 so we can stop referring to bras solely by their cup size, right? everyone knows that cup sizes change depending on the band size right and thus are meaningless when mentioned on their own, right? that a 38B has a larger boob volume than a 32D, right? that “D cups” are actually pretty small in the grand scheme of things, right??? that the number on a bra size is your ribcage measurement in inches so if someone wears a size medium it’s impossible for them to have a band size over 36, right?????????? right???????????

[sabertoothwalrus]

please learn this

[chirpchirrup]

Bra Size Calculator

Accurate bra size calculator based on 6 measurements.

bras personally make me dysphoric, but the information packrat in me loves the resources from r/abrathatfits

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[lord-pretzel]

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

[theehorsepusssy]

[shamebats]

Has the trans community not suffered enough

[foxglovedforest]

The kids are aight

[shamebats]

[3liza]

[shamebats]

Meanwhile this was what various medical professionals in that reddit thread had to say about it.

They do not, in fact, love it.

[the-whitmore-excursus]

Wasn't chiropracting invented by a guy who claimed to have learned it from a ghost, or is that a tumblr myth?

[shamebats]

Daniel David Palmer - Wikipedia

As an active spiritist, D. D. Palmer said he "received chiropractic from the other world" from a deceased physician named Dr. Jim Atkinson. "The knowledge and philosophy given me by Dr. Jim Atkinson, an intelligent spiritual being, together with explanations of phenomena, principles resolved from causes, effects, powers, laws and utility, appealed to my reason. The method by which I obtained an explanation of certain physical phenomena, from an intelligence in the spiritual world, is known in biblical language as inspiration. In a great measure The Chiropractor's Adjuster was written under such spiritual promptings."

He did, in fact, claim to have learned chiropractic from a ghost of a dead doctor.

[apollo-cackling]

[ID: reddit comment by u/PancakeParty98 that says:

A bad chiropractor is a killer. A great chiropractor is really basically just a mediocre physical therapist.

/end ID]

[transcript:

#one of my coworkers is going to school to be a chiropractor #and he temporarily paralyzed someone and just kinda shrugged it off as part of the learning process #i was like ‘why on earth do you want to do this’ and he was like ‘i love it :)'

/end transcript]

[ID: reddit comment thread that goes as follows:

u/etherealwasp:

Don't forget neurosurgeons and anesthesiologists! Source: am anesthesiologist, have had several patients come straight for emergency neurosurgery after chiro adjustments

u/asdgrhm:

Don't forget ER docs! (Source: am ER doc. We have sections on common chiropractor injuries in our textbooks)

u/DiscourseDM

Just posted further up. Imaging tech here. Done numerous CTS and mris on patients via er post chiro "adjustment" 'does your neck hurt?' Not even a bit in fact I can't feel anything below my shoulders…. Or move anything below my shoulders. Thank God for my chiropractor!

/end ID]

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

youtube link

Women's Pro Baseball League

Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.

website

[butch-ragh-barkrock]

I think this is so cool and it's awesome they're streaming games for free! I also think it's incredible that this picture is the one they used to advertise the opening day. It's like those videos where someone threatens the camera while their partner shows off their collection of rocks they found.