Grumpy All Day

"I would actually blow Satan for this to be over sooner"

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[itslikethatthing]

[idionymon]

Mouse pilot on the rodent airline: this is your captain squeaking

[translesbianethics]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

[coughloop]

AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

[honeybrees]

nothing wrong with me

[bloodakoos]

2

[gayantifasmutcomics]

nothing wrong with me

[tentacleteapot]

3

[whatthe4355]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[shrimpblaster]

4

[angelfagz]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

1

Something’s got to give

[thatskeletonbitch]

2

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

[collaberal-damage]

3

[gothidecorem]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

[i-like-girls-69]

YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA

[ars-shitpostica]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

[teenscoolest]

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

[alastyearonearth]

show us the duck op

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

the duck.

[alastyearonearth]

forbidden bath toy

[thesmolknowingclown-deactivated]

Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs

[otahkoapisiakii]

Literal bath bomb

[mobeanz]

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

[savory-n-sweet]

power move

[mobeanz]

Update: the someone is my father

[savory-n-sweet]

does he have a flashlight

[mobeanz]

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

[forsimplicityssake]

sounds like a dad to me

[jamesacastr]

[chariotdagawd-blog]

You’ve heard of Mimikyu, now get ready for...

Mimiku

[squarizona]

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

[adipescentsweetness-blog]

my favourite video

[the-winter-witcher]

The more I listen to this the funnier it gets and I don’t know why and I can’t stop

[vincent-van-gtg]

[pastel-green-dreams]

Can’t risk this shit

[memewhore]

[posting-disliker]

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign

[notkatniss]

just read the sentence “if you didnt listen to hozier in middle school-” and i stopped bc i blacked out. im loggin off. how fucking old are you guys

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[mjalti]

why is my life …… like that

[cherie-faerie]

We have yet to see the great Dan Avidan laugh when worried. ;-;