optri minecraft real??

@optri | @awptee

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Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

[saturnisscreaming]

Happy Easter! Good luck finding the 16 baby chickens that have been released into your home. Better get started you don't want them to find you first

[theythemthighs]

autism creeper

[wattse]

[mangonetics]

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.

[tayefeth]

ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!

[mangonetics]

Damn for real?

[luigis-slut]

[oe6]

[jame7t]

Guys, you’d never preform amateur impromptu surgery on me, right? Right?

[campyvillain]

Oh... you don't like morbius... ? O-oh. Ok. I see. *Forlorn eyes* *sad eyes* *full of sorrow* *slumps away* *my head falls off* *clean off* *scattered everywhere* *no noise* *silence* *uncomfortable silence* *fading footsteps* *Falling to the ground, head first* *headless body* *body lying there with its face down* *cries and cries* *crying* *sobs* *sniffles* *no morbius* *crumbles* *wishes he was a morbius* *hisses* *blazes up* *looks around frantically* *smirks* *laughs* *giggles* *shouts* *claps* *stares at himself in the mirror* *turns on his heel* *morbius vampire*

[creeperlover]

clowns in minecrap B)

@gabiioartist @spring-bud @artrogantmblr @minotaurmyth @faeriefear @hellish-bone-monarch and @genderbear  <3

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this is a memorial post </3

[virtual-minotaur]

ptree

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meptree

[virtual-minotaur]

op i qm asking about the clowns smp

im not op (thats my friend bestie @spring-bud) but ill answer gladly (and anyone in the clowns smp can add onto this w/ their own info)

the clowns smp is a smp my friends and i have had for the past few years, we have a total of 4 seasons that span over 3 minecraft updates. we have characters and storylines and etc.

atlas is my character, they’re an illager scientist looking to defeat death and love to cause discord amongst the others.

but there’s like. so many more characters. spec (my bestie worstie), chorus (atlas’ wife and my gf), gab (the fish), optri (the pirate who’s kinda doing their own thing now but cant stop building cathedral-like towers), ace (demon, general nuisance /lh), tony (philanthropist), aspen (bear), and pofol (cryptic spider entity).

i have a summary of atlas’ whole deal here (+ famine, my character for s3 while atlas was on vacay)

[hellish-bone-monarch]

Hello hello devil here, Ace is my character :}c

They're an agent from the nether and kind of an outcast from it, they've got a list of everyone's minor sins and crimed that they'll pull out whenever they'd like to pester anyone. They do their own thing mostly but they WILL show up at anyone's place at any given moment.

Theyre my scrunkly 💔 not even they know why they have a motorcycle helmet.

#the clowns smp #minecraft #ace #the clowns

#their last name is dickson

[gabiioreblogs]

lol I’m the fish (really? nothing else but a fish, wtv /j) lore is fucked up but was a drowned, got undrowned by atlas, lived as an undead for a while, got re-dead and now I’m alive and well (and full of radiation and teen angst) have been dressed as harley quinn for relevant reasons this season lol) I’m very deadly. I scare people away (although I technically haven,t killed anyone without consent for a full season [except that one time but it doesn’t count it was optri])

(art by me and  @minotaurmyth)

currently in my emo arc because all my friends left me alone 

it’s fine I’m fine  (lol)

[creeperlover]

i think a house can be a church

[hungwy]

i would never kill a zombie

[jame7t]

ok, ok, sure i believe you... but, if that’s the case, what’s this we found with your things?

[bucketofminnow]

i love playing minecraft with directionally challenged people it's just [watches them go in the wrong direction] [watches them go in the wrong direction] [should i give them directions?] [no] [watches them go in the wrong d

[creeperlover]

allay my beloved

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