Santa is a Creeper

A blog all about the jolly old fat man that gives us gifts, and the people who accidentally depict him in ways that can be interpreted as 'creepy.' Submissions are more than welcome, but please read the rules before submitting anything.

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ho ho HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS

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Santa, how are you bigger than a pine tree?

Actually, scratch that - where did you get a candy cane that's bigger than a pine tree? I want one.

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Nothing too creepy about the content here, until you start scrutinizing her anatomy. Her thighs are shorter than her forearms, for example.

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Everything else aside, his eyes are wonky.

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I'm not even sure where to begin.

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Kirby, u ok?

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The best part of this isn't the fact that he's a disembodied head, or that he has a sausage where he should have a nose. It's the angry looking penguin in the background.

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This one here is another 'Which is worse?' situation. In this case, it's either the cross-eyed, upwards gaze; or the fact that the reindeer is a fetching shade of radioactive green.

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See, I think this picture would have actually been fine, if he wasn't sucking on the quill.

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I... Uh... No comment.

(Found in a department store)

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I've never understood the obsession with people putting children in Santa's sleigh.

(Found by a friend in a DVD/Music store)

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Santa, there's something on your head.

(Found in the Christmas section of a department store)

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...No comment.

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Santa, that's rude.

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Ahh, there she is. All of us who thought Mrs. Claus would escape the creepy santa effect were sadly mistaken.