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Cosimo Galluzzi
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
JBB: An Artblog!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Keni
if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Mike Driver
Kaledo Art
we're not kids anymore.
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@creepycr0w
within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:
werewolves.
one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?
jesus christ I just found a third guy who's afraid of werewolves. what the fuck is happening here
you ever heard a lightning fucking scream?
youre about to
Whoa
it's because you're always on that damn vibrator
rainbow dash applies for a job
tch....my readers are so observant...yes indeed, it is a prequel...
everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green
When do you think cavemen figured out that you need a flared base for safe anal insertion? Can you imagine being the very first person to have that problem???
"What happen?"
"Thag fall on it 😶"
tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn
he forces you into debt
that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch
Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far
you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo
#debt-based economy #bro have u like noticed thats literally the world we live in??#honestly i WISH i had a tom nook in my life are you kidding me????#no rush to make payments just pay when you can if you intend on getting an upgrade#no INTEREST i CANNOT emphasize that enough #great reliable quality of work#always polite when speaking to me???#probably genuinely concerned with my well being????#and yall are disrespecting him like this!? #i think the fuck NOT
The best possible landlord is still a landlord, and stands at the top of a steep incline
He gives you a house for free that you never have to pay back for. He’s not a fucking landlord he’s a real estate agent you dimwitted radioactive mushroom. You’re never gonna get “evicted” you have complete sovereignty over your land, can place anything and everything you can fit in the space, put up whatever decorations paint jobs and wallpapers you want. The only downside is if you want to make a large purchase from HIS STORE you gotta pay off the last large purchase (you can still buy mailboxes and fences and nice cobblestone paths)His entire backstory is that he got his heart broken by capitalism and decided to move to a small town and give people affordable housing and affordable upgrades to said housing.
And the house? The money you don’t even have to pay unless you want HIM to expand your house for you?
18,400 bells
For reference a single apple sells for 100 bells
Which means you pay for a house (really you are paying for the upgrade) for the same price as 15 dozen apples.
You are literally buying a house for the same price as 15. Dozen. Apples
Let’s put that in perspective to say. America. A honeycrisp apple at Kroger costs 1.70 each on average meaning a dozen costs around 20 dollars. Meaning the price of a house in Tom Nooks store (that once again you never even have to pay back) is equivalent to a whopping 306 dollars.
That’s it. To pay off a house and let you get renovations you have to pay less than a single months rent at any apartment.
Go throw a pie in someone’s face since you want to be a clown.
critters and creatures and a secret third thing
creepies and crawlies and critters and creatures
they sneak and they bite and they have other features
they’re best friends with werewolves and also some teachers
we need swimmable cities
Yonic dish found in NY
Which of these magical items would you rather own? You can't sell, trade, or rent it. Also it's 100% guaranteed that the item will never get lost or break.
Which magical item would you want to own?
A set of kitchenware and dinnerware that will become clean after you finish
A small bag that has one cubic meter of storage space but super light to carry
A set of clothes that never get dirty
A compass that leads to lost items, but only if they have been missing for <24h
Two movable portals that lead to each other
A shower that immediately makes you 100% clean when you touch the water
A fridge or freezer that makes its contents immune to expiration
A garment of your choice that always keeps you perfectly warm/cool
Too hard to choose!
you could NOT fix him. i could though i’m different
i changed my mind he doesn’t need fixed he’s perfect
what if we made him just a tiny bit worse instead
rubbing my gay little hands together. i like the way you think
Someone else come fuck that guy for me
new quiz answer these questions and i’ll assign u an anime hair color & gender
heehoo <3
god i wish
