[godshideouscreation]

[sighinastorm]

dig how Portugal is looking at her

[sighinastorm]

golden lion tamarin

[arroz-con-yolo]

where else could you get this

[im-mender]

[killychudder]

[im-mender]

[haru-dipthong]

original by @play-now-my-lord

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[animentality]

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[frakyee]

[loki-zen]

One time in college I told a guy "I am interested in sex" and he responded by recommending me some books on the sociology of sex

okay that’s funny

[angelicguy]

[metfell]

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

[metfell]

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who conceives of every doorway he walks through as entering something and never exiting and he constantly feels like he is proceeding deeper and wishing he could get back to the start

[mindofjson]

#livingmybestlife

[powerburial]

he is fucking mother gaia

[paulthebukkit]

Nintendo uploaded a video about Marth but for some reason I can’t get over how this video starts

[wintercorrybriea]

if anyone wants to give me a early christmas present

[fmetmoved-deactivated20250211]

[plaidos]

so glad that funny knuckle tattoo ideas is becoming a new meme because i’ve been compiling a list for YEARS on my phone. this is a subject i think about a lot.

[plaidos]

an excerpt

[bloodclotbitch]