Autism be damned

this account is officially 10 years old, please someone get me off this hellsite

[creepythings4life]

This blog isn't for enjoyment it's for whatever my mental illness decides y'all need to be tortured with

[theehorsepusssy]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[e-102]

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[should-be-sleeping]

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[animentality]

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[dear-ao3]

[Image ID: A screenshot of a fanfic title on AO3 that reads 'lmaooooooo i love how i can just name this whatever i fucking want' /End ID]

[appeypie]

Party bear.. with all his friends!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Get real five nights at Freddy’s..

(Original post @/handji_kyle on Twitter)

[our-queer-experience]

reblog if YOUR 🫵 they/them pussy is exploding america!

[adonischildsupportcase]

[sixquarksinatrenchcoat]

tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

[dreamon-worshiper]

toxic doomed yaoi angst 😭💔