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The moon dressed as Saturn.

im not joking when i say that this meme single handedly got me invested in learning how the fuck electrical production works small scale so that i could explain it to somebody from a millennium ago

caspercryptid

If that's a thing that bothers you for more subjects then just electricity there's actually a book for this! That I own! That is both very stupid and fairly useful! And entertaining!

How to invent everything: a survival guide for the stranded time traveler is the book for you, complete with flowchart about how to identify what time you've landed yourself in! It's very funny and very fun and informative and starts with the production of written language and works it's way forward through inventions of varying complexity, all framed in the way of "so you got into this time machine from our company and it's broken, huh? Well tough fucking shit! Welcome to your new home!"

nookisms

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

nookisms

paddysnuffles

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

notaplaceofhonour

sometimes Ohio is a state of mind

clnclm

shegs

I FOUMDH IT

princess-anri

Regular Couple

pawhold-deactivated20180415

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

vinceaddams

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

kosmogrl

everything is changing and maybe that’s okay

kiefbowl

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.