Chimera's Mayhem

[my-name-is-life]

[implyingyoucare]

[miniozboz-deactivated20170427]

Still as in love with my tattoo as the day I got it 😍

[stimmythings]

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~spirograph rainbow!!!🌈

[stability]

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

[humoristics]

This guy has a holster for his tobasco

[pomeranian2]

[catsassme]

I’m just doing you a favor, face it.

[craftygal65]

My Psyduck looks like little peanuts…lol. Crocheting a few of them 😀. #crochetgo #pokemon #crochet @knottynichole

[willow]

[naturepunk]

This is wildly accurate.

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

But remember it needs to be important

[Twitter]

[kreepykeeper-deactivated2017111]

Kri wanted in so added her! @kulain

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if dogs bring the ball back because they think we enjoy throwing it?

[complimentnyc-deactivated202210]

The commute aka the hatchery

[its-one-dark-paradise]

Units of time/length measurement FFXIV

Ilm = Inch  Fulm = Foot (12 Ilms)  Yalm = Yard/Meter (3 Fulms)  Malm = Mile (1760 Yalms)

 Onze = Ounce  Ponze = Pound (16 Onzes)  Tonze = Ton (2,000 Ponze)

 Bell = Hour (1 Hour in game time = 2m 55s in real life)  Sun = Day (24 Bells)  Sennight = Week (8 Suns)  Fortnight = 2 Weeks (16 Suns)  Moon = Month (32 Suns)  Year = Year (12 Moons)  Epoch = 12 Years or one full Zodiac.

 Astral Era = Time when mankind builds up his civilizations. (Seem to average 1000-1500 years.)  Umbral Era = Time when mankind tears down his civilizations. (Length of time varies greatly.)

http://ffxiv-roleplayers.com/showthread.php?tid=13330  (main post) I highly recommend looking at the #5 post by Sounsyy!

(Also a thank you to Cam'nahl for finding this post for me <33)

[burntcopper]

US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets

The US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) has a plan to save the endangered black-footed ferret, and it involves candy. The agency has proposed delivering vaccines to a ferret colony in Montana...

There is nothing about this title I don’t like.

[joyeuse-noelle]

The best part of this title is that in the second half, each new word is completely unpredictable based on what comes before it.

“US government plans to use drones to fire” okay, I see where this is going

“vaccine-laced” wait

“M&Ms” what

“near” not ‘at’?

“endangered” what

“ferrets” what

[fromtheshadow]

Who wants Grandma candy?