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Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

YOUR EDITED-IN SUBTITLES SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT OR BLUR OR FLASH EFFECTS YOU'RE JUST MAKING THE ACCESSIBILITY FEATURE INNACCESSIBLE

sycamorality

YOUR EDITED-IN SUBTITLES SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT OR BLUR OR FLASH EFFECTS YOU'RE JUST MAKING THE ACCESSIBILITY FEATURE INNACCESSIBLE

sycamorality

YOUR EDITED-IN SUBTITLES SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT OR BLUR OR FLASH EFFECTS YOU'RE JUST MAKING THE ACCESSIBILITY FEATURE INNACCESSIBLE

sycamorality

YOUR EDITED-IN SUBTITLES SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT OR BLUR OR FLASH EFFECTS YOU'RE JUST MAKING THE ACCESSIBILITY FEATURE INNACCESSIBLE

sycamorality

YOUR EDITED-IN SUBTITLES SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT OR BLUR OR FLASH EFFECTS YOU'RE JUST MAKING THE ACCESSIBILITY FEATURE INNACCESSIBLE

kaity--did

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

kaity--did

Criminal charges

kaity--did

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

pigcatapult

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

kaity--did

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

kaity--did

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

synebluetoo

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

kaity--did

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

cryoverkiltmilk

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

ardentdelirium

... how many hearts are in the vet office

icesfandomsideblog

thinking abt all the wonderful falst & kendal friendship moments from the last few chapters,,, kendal giving falst part of his shirt so that he can carry the dainix rock. kendal showing up to fight the paladins right in time to stop one of them from trying to kill falst. and now falst going after kendal and using his scarf to carry the sword,,,

spacetimeaccordionfolder

Vash 1.1 🤝 Kendal 2.8

defending his people from threat

tired moment after threat defeated

oh look it's the reason the threat was there

Attempt at civil conversation with leader of opposing threat and also a "stop threatening my people" statement

Antagonist will not be swayed, only sees their pov, thinks that's the only way to view the circumstances

antagonist serves someone whose title starts with "L" and uses she/they pronouns

arm is injured at some point in this interaction

kidnapped

antagonist says something would be "unkind" or "cruel"

our hero is removed from the scene

someone adjacent to our hero watches the ending of this

cri-cricket

Keeping these tags if you don't mind

ovid

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

allbuthuman

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

tiktoks-repost

the-love-i-crave

[Transcript: Look, Penelope. Look. There is nobody out here. Nobody. Do you see that? Do you see that? Look- Look over here. There’s nobody. Look over here. There’s nobody! There is nobody out here. End transcript.]

toastyglow-rb

me reading the end of the odyssey

teaboot

(Penelope is a small black chihuahua, roughly the size of three bagels, and is being held out at arm's length.)

rats-on-ice

Headcanon that Dani and VR-LA make up the craziest things when anyone asks them what kind of things they did before Finbar joined the crew. Some things they say say are so outlandish they have to be false, but some things are just realistic enough that Finbar is scared they might be true. And they are so in tune with each other too. One of them will start telling an absolutely bonkers story that has to be made up and the other will just agree and add in things so well it really seems like they’re remembering a true event. They even sometimes make references to crazy things that happened before unprompted, and Kyana and Finbar are very concerned. Any time someone asks if they are lying they, without fail respond with “idk what you’re talking about, I’ve never lied in my life” Kyana and Finbar have no idea this whole thing is a joke or not

whitepeopletwitter

nynehells

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

pseudomantis

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

mammalianmammals

Long-tongued, termite-munching numbats are no longer endangered due to decades of successful conservation efforts, the global authority on the status of the natural world says.

Also known as banded anteaters, the status of the pint-sized marsupial has improved to near-threatened on the International Union for Conservation of Nature Red List. ''Today's assessments show that long-term, strategic and collaborative conservation effort works,'' conservation biologistJohn Woinarski said on Friday. ''Without it, invasive cats and foxes will continue to drive Australia's small marsupials and native rodents to extinction.''

Read more: Numbats no longer endangered but threat far from over - The Australian Museum Blog

photograph by Mark Jackman