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Cosmic Funnies
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Jules of Nature
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@cricketbug
If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.
Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it
Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks
Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank
here's a thought. George McFly does eventually put together that 'Darth Vader from Vulcan' was his new friend Calvin Klein. however, incorrectly concludes based on his 1) abrupt disappearance and 2) generally weird behaviour that 'Calvin' was an alien the whole time.
george mcfly watching star trek for the first time in 1966
george mcfly watching star wars in 1977
george mcfly concluding, logically, that george lucas and gene roddenberry were also visited by real actual aliens.
Lorraine also believes that Calvin was an alien. btw. like she took a little convincing but the fact that Old Man Peabody and his family claimed to have seen a UFO on their property right around the time Calvin popped up helped George's case a lot.
#do they ever talk about this like with family #is it a well-known story among their children #lorraine brings it up during christmas dinner like 'you know when your father and I met-' #and marty's brother or sister immediately groan like 'c'mon don't tell again that made-up story about the alien that introduced you to dad' #george starts on a rant about how he was very real while marty chokes
the VERY SEXY alien that introduced them. let's not forget that part.
[ID: The Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme, then it reversed. /End ID]
#how do they react when they first hear about Calvin Klein the underwear brand
george mcfly explaining how star trek, star wars, calvin klein & the music of van halen are all part of the same over-reaching extraterrestrial conspiracy
Volunteers complete knitting projects left behind by those who have died or can no longer finish them and return the items to friends and lo
"It takes 35,000 stitches to make a pair of socks, so that's 35,000 actions you're doing to produce this item that will hopefully take care of somebody, it's kind of like magic." 🔮✨🐇🧶❤️
I love this project - they complete UFOs left behind by loved ones.
If you want to sign up to finish projects, you can skip directly to their website. They do crochet and quilting projects as well as knitting.
I found out your were on Tumblr because Neil Gaiman reblogged something of yours. I enjoy the fact that you both get the "are you really ____" asks. People's incredulity at you both being on this site makes me smile.
I can't speak for Neil, but speaking for myself, a weird elder who lives in the deepest part of the oldest woods, I love it when someone wanders by and notices this little cottage that's pretty much been here since before the woods were planted.
By the time I turned up in 2011, Wil had already been here three years, which was the Internet equivalent of him being the ancient wizard, white-bearded and wild of eye, rumoured to live on the hill in the middle of the forest, who the local folk would leave carved offerings for in the hope of having a good harvest this year.
Respect teachers.
Whether you’re an expert costume designer or have ever aspired to sew your own clothes, there is now a website with 85,300 vintage sewing patterns on it, including patterns by McCall’s, ...
@thischick25
Direct link: http://vintagepatterns.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
WFHAT HOLY SHIIT
Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you
No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.
Ok but this is actually one of the easiest ways to tell what something is made of! I did a textiles degree and one day as part of a class we all went outside with a pile of scrap fabric and set fire to the little pieces and recorded how they burned. We were given a chart that looked something like this to tell what each fabric was (it gets a little tricky is it’s a mix of fabrics though). Why did we do this? There is very little regulation in the textiles industry so a lot of materials are mislabelled as something they aren’t and sold for more than they should be, also sometimes people buy fabric second hand or discounted which doesn’t have any label at all. If you have a fabric you are having doubts about, cut a tiny piece off and do the burn test and you should know pretty fast what you are dealing with. Anyways your fabric store should be lighting things on fire because this means that they are actually checking what the fabrics are and aren’t trying to pass cheap stuff off as more expensive than it is.
Ooh! I knew it was a standard test but I hadn’t seen a chart as detailed as this thank you!
I thrift a lot of yarn so I have some experience with this, what a great chart!!!
HOW TO MAKE HOMEMADE VANILLA EXTRACT
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
Show me what you cooked!
DOCTOR WHO (2005-) “Turn Left” (4.11)
-wheezing- this was epic
Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…
This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.
I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.
THE DONUT NOTE IS RIGHT OVER MY HOMETOWN
WHICH HAS A PLACE CALLED MIGHTY FINE DONUTS
AND THEY ARE INDEED MIGHTY FINE
I AM ASSUMING THAT IS WHERE HE GOT DONUTS FROM AND YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
THE MOST AMAZING APPLE PECAN SMOKED TURKEY BREAST
Follow for recipes
Is this how you roll?
Oooh yum
Kitchen Sink Cookies (Panera Copycat)
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Is this how you roll?
more of B. Dylan Hollis’ baking TikToks - sentence starters
1. “When I think of zucchini, I think of good barbeque, summer salads… men. Just not dessert.”
2. “I hate zuchinni. It doesn’t taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.”
3. “I’m guessing the flavor profile is going to be cholestrol.”
4. “Some dishes aren’t amazing, but they are innately comforting, and this is a prime example. Like a hug on a plate.”
5. “I don’t need instructions. I’m single.”
6. “At least its hot garbage.”
7. “It’s a demon quiche!”
8. “That isn’t a typo, this is is delibrate. Someone published this! And got paid for it!”
9. “Can I start making assumptions now?”
10. “Do you know what a salad is? Because whatever you think is - is wrong!”
11. “At least nothing hatched.”
12. “It’s not dinner time until you add a pack of gelatine to some water!”
13. “You know what stings more than a knife, _____? Rejection.”
14. “No veggies allowed!”
15. “It’s a cat food recipe!”
16. “I hate cottage cheese. It looks like its listening to me.”
17. “Now that’s just a good cookie. It is distinctly different, but good.”
18. “No spices for you!”
19. “There’s no Jell-O in here, just the dark arts.”
20. “The taste is good, it’s like Christmas, but it’s unpleasantly slimy.”
21. “Look who’s fallen from grace. Shame.”
22. “Yes, this definitely is one of these salads, which definitely isn’t a salad, because ______ is unsupervised and they can’t be stopped.”
23. “You don’t measure this in calories. No, you measure this in years taken off your life expectancy!”
24. “Is it good? No. Is it bad? No. It’s sugar!”
25. “Go ahead, feed this to a child. You’re going to yeet them into orbit.”
26. “It’s known that here in ______, they’ll deep-fry anything that isn’t bolted to the earth, including zucchinis, hot dogs, and several species of large bird.”
27. “Don’t bake these, they’ll be flatter than my butt.”
28. “Are you ready to die? Yeah, me too.”
29. “This is perfection. I don’t know what else you want me to say. Whoopsie, they’re gone!”
30. “This is enough to incapacitate one medium child.”
31. “You sure this wasn’t meant for a bird?”
32. “This takes a while to come out. Don’t worry, I did too.”
33. “This is culinary terrorism!”
34. “Tastes like a bookshelf! Books included!”
35. “Never been down here, have you? Welcome.”
36. “We’re pacifiers. No… we’re not pacifiers…. Pacifists!”
37. “In ______, this recipe is actually protected by law. Bake it wrong? To jail!”
38. “I love oats. They taste like grandparents.”
39. “I did have to convert this entire recipe from grams into freedom units.”
40. “Nothing quite says ‘autumn’ like an apple… except pumpkin, or seasonal depression.”
41. “Living large tonight, ______! We got oats!”
42. “I’m not making fun of the Great Depression… I am making fun of the Great Depression.”
43. “They look dead, but my house smells amazing!”
44. “Fall. Winter. Fireplaces. Beautiful! The very definition of ‘simple, yet brilliant’.”
