let me cry in peace

[wellbutrinboy]

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[ojalla]

Google search history: “How to tell my mom in a loving way that she needs therapy”

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[bettedavisgf]

it’s all about reverting to your embarrassing hobbies from 2009 when you realize you were actually right the whole time

[swarnpert]

master has passed dobby the blunt

[sushie]

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

[teathattast]

[knuckleduster]

i love sacrilege and i do enjoy some blasphemy from time to time, it is all very sexy

[swarnpert]

when you get down on your knees to pray youre sucking gods dick

[reallyabitch]

*bends down even further to suck his toes*

[swarnpert]

i didnt say that

[homokommari]

all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease. 

[997]

good luck with producing that serotonin you speak of

[solarpunkopossum]

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

[shogas]

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[larchcoin]

some of you wont shut up including me