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knowyournewmeme

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

huffylemon

damn ok lake superior

songsofwaterandnight

Ok yeah that lake is superior

memeclassheroes

kithtaehyung

sorry i just needed seven of these on my blog

jame7t

Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast

jame7t

listening and learning + posting my apology video to patreon ($25+ tier)

bogleech

every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

animusbell

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

vaspider

katm4n

sfemonster

Forever thinking about the cow variants that exist in the Minecraft universe but aren't actually available in the game. Moolip... moobloom.... april 1st snapshot mooncow......... i love you all so much and it kills me i'll never meet you......

cannibalchicken

nem23

emwheezie

Gamer cats

huffylemon

simulationswarm

some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever

blackpyrefly

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

uzmashroom

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.

furrama

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

fujiwaradivebar

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

judas-jpg

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.