"Beyond the Shadow You Settle For...

...there is a miracle illuminated" - Alan Wake🔦 I she/her I adult I header from Control I my brain cells have been permanently replaced by fast little blue hedgehogs bouncing around inside my head

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[quendergeer]

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

[bluemuffin-draws]

Butch Grace anyone?

[cilantrhoes]

[cursedpinterest]

[mangosteen]

[punkrock-bottom]

my boyfriend’s fursona is a gummy worm and neither of us are into vore i feel like a failure as a boyfriend and a couple

You’ve also failed society as a whole don’t forget that part

[punkitt-is-here]

just found out that one of susies easter egg haircuts in one of the fights gives her locs we win again let's fucking goooooo

[punkitt-is-here]

i am delighted that we are all so excited for black susie

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[enbyzombies2]

[text:

DNI IF YOU HAVE HURT ANIMALS OR ARE CURRENTLY HARMING AN ANIMAL]

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[beardedmrbean]

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[sammiesweetheart]

[rosecheekedmochi]

happy sonadow valentine's day! <3

[ribbon-heartwise]

[bbybluegeist]

first ever tumblr post teehee im so nervous

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