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@criminal-mindsincorrect
Morgan : What do you call a dictionary on drugs ?
Hotch : If you say "addict-ionary" I will fire you.
Morgan : I was going to say "high definition" but yours better-
Emily, coming from nowhere : A Spencer Reid.
Hotch : EMILY PRENTISS-
Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :
Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.
Rossi : Where's Emily ?
Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.
Emily, seeing a crying child at the grocery store
Emily : Hey little guy...
Emily : Can you move ? You're blocking the cheetos.
Therapist, on a meeting with Reid : And what do we do when we are sad ?
Reid : Get a new PhD.
Therapist : No-
Morgan : Flirt with cute girls.
Therapist : ...What ? Wait, where did you come from ?
Garcia : Buy way too much cute stuff to forget.
Hotch : Work way too much.
Rossi : Hyper focus and be paranoid about killers.
Therapist, clearly not ready for this, or for people popping out of nowhere : Wait-
Emily : Fake death while getting high.
JJ : Close up and be completely silent.
Therapist :
Therapist, throwing their files on the ground : ...Nope. I quit.
Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?
Emily : No.
Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !
Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.
Reid : I'm sad !
Hotch : I know, Reid...
Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?
Emily : I'm a threat.
JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.
Emily : What are you, five ?
Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Emily :
Morgan :
Emily :
Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ
Reid : I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more.
Garcia : ...Hun, that's a coma.
Reid : Fancy name for a nap.
Morgan : You know what sucks ?
Reid, without looking up from his chess game : Vacuum.
Morgan : No- In a metaphorical sense ?
Reid : Black hole.
Morgan :
Morgan : You know what isn't cool ?
Reid : Lava.
Morgan : ...I swear there's a special place in hell for you. Smartass.
The rest of the team in the jet : giggles, Hotch fist-bumping Reid.
Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce
Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences
Garcia : No.
Morgan : Listen, it's no big deal, we can cross that bridge when we get there.
Garcia : No, YOU listen. I overthink everything, I'm already on that bridge, so we need to figure it out now.
Reid : Remember when "A series of unfortunate events" was a book series and not my life ? Because I don't.
Emily : I like to think of myself as a "free spirit". It's way more classier than "out of fucking control".
Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.
Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.
Garcia : Okay I have a riddle. What's green, red, and spins really quickly ?
Emily : A frog in a mixer.
Garcia : That's right ! An elf on a merry-go-round-
Garcia :
Emily :
Garcia : Emily, I don't say this often, but what in the actual fuck-
Emily : This party kinda suck, lets go
JJ : ...Emily. This is your own funeral.
Hi, me again ! With the results to the poll, I made a second account for incorrect quotes for others series/etc than Criminal Minds. Inevitably, some incorrect quotes will possibly be the same that I posted here - I'll try not to do the exact same ones. Secound account here :
Incorrect quotes multi-fandom - Series/Animes/Movies first account : criminal-mindsincorrect