[criminalbeans]

A movie so good all i can say is it's a good fucking movie

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[nonlynear]

what even is the theme for this year’s met

[nonlynear]

Perfectly nonsensical. I hope someone goes balls swangin

[mini-wrants]

[theorganasolo]

Carrie Fisher in a suit

[criminalbeans]

Peak gender

[needyilyarights]

Sameteam!au where Shane and Ilya are both young and stuck on a team with a god awful losing streak and one night while drowning their sorrows they drunkenly hook up and the next day the team plays incredibly and they win. The very superstitious veteran captain insists that everyone repeats everything they did the night before so Shane and Ilya hook up again and they win again and they keep hooking up and winning and now the team has a complete turn around season and maybe a chance at playoffs but oops uh oh now they also have feelings for each other

[voxiferous]

"I know AI commits content theft, destroys the environment, and gives people psychosis, but can I just use it to --"

Do not use it in my house Do not click it with your mouse Do not put it on my dash Do not kiss its ugly ass You have a brain that's full of pee Do not use ChatGPT

[allsadnshit]

Yeah

[peterparkersleftwebshooter]

👎 good luck with that guys

[boitterfly]

ilyorbits your shorb

[xribxrry]

bro got eaten in the womb

[halethleia]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

[crowwkui]

just caught up on absolute wonder woman and i'm never going to be normal again

[primeministerofantarctica]

"ryland is rocky's dog" this "ryland is rocky's goldfish" that. ryland is a giant but extremely fragile and skittish creature that rocky keeps off property with an entire team of dedicated carekeepers. ryland is rocky's horse.

[csleko]

I like the rock.

[criminalbeans]

If you need a good "i feel like a little peice of nothing on a big rock of nothing" cry, you should watch the Project Hail Mary movie

[criminalbeans]

jacob wysocki in my salad??????