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andrew wakefield better sleep with BOTH eyes open tonight

so this was months ago but guess who just got off their watch period after being exposed to a confirmed measles case at work (same job)

#andrew wakefield better start running #every second he’s not running i’m getting closer

i just KNOW that there are thousands of “walk him like a dog” edits of andrew leading kevin and neil around in the aftg universe

the feral five foot nothing goalie? oh he has the two best strikers in the game in his back pocket. he insists he doesn’t like them at every opportunity and yet they still follow

#aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #kevandreil #but like not overtly

tidal-rose-the-space-dragon

Im reflecting on the iron lung movie

i got to see it 3 times before it left theaters in my area, and i realized at my last showing that i watch iron lung as if me believing in simon and ava hard enough will change the outcome of the story

maybe this time there won’t be a catastrophic hull breach. maybe this time simon doesn’t lose his arm. maybe this time ava doesn’t leave simon.

i know the story will not change. but i will watch it over and over and over again hoping that maybe this time, just this once, simon will be saved.

#iron long movie #iron lung #simon iron lung #ava iron lung #god simon in the SM-13 is just like the hit musical hadestown #orpheus and euridyce are basically simon and ava except ava didn’t look back and simon still got sent to hadestown #iron lung spoilers

chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

chongoblog

victoriandrama

they want Nines in the… DPD!

uncommon-lamp

I wanna be free

pukicho

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

who up thinking about bucky applebees suddenly becoming the oldest after kristen moves out

who up thinking about bucky suddenly being responsible for cork and bricker’s personal safety while donna and mac pretend to care

who up thinking about bucky on his first day at aguefort excited to see his big sister again because their parents won’t let them see each other

who up thinking about kristen and bucky ending up in the same study hall but not talking because something is so fundamentally different about kristen since the last time bucky saw her

who up thinking about kristen and bucky finding each other after porter and jace are dealt with and bucky doesn’t even know how close he came to losing his big sister (again) and being the oldest for real

who up thinking about bucky applebees moving out of his parents house and into mordred manor when mac and donna find out he’s dating one of his party mates

who up thinking about bucky applebees!?

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #the bad kids #bucky applebees #kristen applebees #god bucky applebees i am so maternal towards you #brennan and ally please i yearn for more bucky & kristen content #bucky applebees is suddenly and unhappily thrust into the eldest daughter role and i am making it your problem

nevvaraven

aaron is actually the realest person ever imagine you just want to be a doctor but to do it you have to play this ridiculous sport you don’t even care about and your brother murdered your mum and is now dating the harbinger of death and your girlfriend is stunning and said brother wants to murder her so you have to keep her on the dl and oh also you’re on trial for murder and youve got med school debt PILING up and now your brother and his redheaded demon are speaking russian and everybody is gay and also you’re five foot tall

#aaron minyard #aaron minyard the man that you are #he’s literally my son #med school will NOT be the most stressful thing he ever does

just had a psychic vision of kaz and matthias boyfriends

i have no justification for this past “strong protectors deserve to be protected sometimes too” except make it gay

nina and inej girlfriends in this scenario except make it lesbian with the same justification

thanks for coming to my ted talk. i’m not going to stop thinking about this for the next 3-5 business weeks.

#six of crows #kaz brekker #matthias helvar #inej gafha #nina zenik #wylan and jesper are still boyfriends don’t worry #but also have we fully considered kaz and matthias boyfriends? because i’d like to #inej and nina girlfriends is basically written into the stars anyway #even in canon

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

watchpoob

Winter has arrived on Poob.

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#unreality #goncharov

alfalfapie

watching a clip from fantasy high sophomore year and Brennan just goes "Riz is a private guy, I'm not sure that any of you would know who this is in the picture" and it's his DAD

baby boy you have risked your life so much for these people and they don't even know what your dad looks like??? crying in the club