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[criminalwizard]

New name for your dnd campaign: Gungeon drawl

everyone is a cowboy or a cow person

There are minotaur ranches

Cowboy replaces the barbarian class

bag of holding is now the infinite gallon hat

Centaurs are there

alignments instead of “chaotic/neutral/lawful” are “ shootin’ / tootin’ / rootin’ ”

[criminalwizard]

Shootin’ evil / Tootin’ evil / Rootin’ evil

Shootin’ neutral / True tootin’ / Rootin’ neutral

Shootin’ good / Tootin’ good / Rootin’ good

[egberts]

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

[evilwizard]

it’s just me

[criminalwizard]

i. am also trapped here

[cyberxbattalion]

[criminalwizard]

[criminalwizard]

he’s running to beat your ass

[criminalwizard]

[criminalwizard]

a haunting face

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[blissfultyranny]

“The ocean is full of mysterious and disturbing creatures” WRONG!!!!!!

MERMAN YAOI!!!!

[probablybadrpgideas]

Cannibalistic cops who try to arrest people regularly because they then haul them back to the police station to cook and eat them. The hungrier they get, the more eager they become to make an arrest, arresting their victims for increasingly minor offenses. If they get hungry enough, they will frame their target for armed robbery, shoot them "in self defense" and then begin to eat them on the spot.

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[probablybadrpgideas]

Fuck it.

Untwink the elves.

[par-vollen]

woke up with a vision @probablybadrpgideas

[mooreaux]

Happy year of the snake with my boy Noctine 🐍✨

[foone]

I just got a reply by someone who apparently namesearches racism (to argue against it existing), sex work (to argue it shouldn't exist), and factorio (to argue for it).

do people just roll dice to pick their three hills to die on?

[goatsgomoo]

Hills to Die On:

To establish your Hill to Die On, roll once on the Positions table and once on the Topics table

Positions (d4):

Against

For

It doesn't exist

Roll again and hold both positions (ignore if you are currently rolling again)

Topics (d30):

Sexism

Racism

Transphobia

Privatization of the trans girl milk production for subsidizing cost of Estrogen

Monopolies

Monopoly (The Board Game)

The Gold Standard

The Silver Standard

The Cool-Looking-Shells-I-Found-On-The-Beach Standard

Sex Work

Factorio

The Elder Scrolls series of games

Gambling

Star Trek

Star Wars (the media series)

Star Wars (the missile defense program)

Space travel

Colonization

Sid Meier's Colonization

Piracy (copyright infrigment)

Piracy (nautical, medieval)

Piracy (nautical, age of sail)

Piracy (nautical, modern)

Unrestricted Submarine Warfare

Nuclear weapons

Coughing babies

Nuance

Baldness

kitty kitty kitty pspspsppspsppsppsps kitty here kitty pspspsps

Roll again on both tables to add another position and topic pair. If you roll this result again, instead roll for two additional position and topic pairs.

[foone]

Excellent work.

I rolled that Monopolies don't exist, I'm against racism, and most importantly:

Piracy, as in copyright infrigment, DOES NOT EXIST.

It's never happened. Urban legend!

[crifferius]

@probablybadrpgideas

[seobot]

[undercitytwerkteam]

yeah okay

[shithowdy]

no no, share this addition with the class

[nikoisme]

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

[nikoisme]

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

[thebeardlyben]

Well, I caved. Here’s my mad lad, Abott.

[criminalwizard]

art of my newest dnd guy platinum