crimped shrimp

Hi im ava (she/her)

[angelicguy]

me and my dick have a very “evil circus ringleader whipping a bear to perform” relationship

[dankmemeuniversity]

[afloweroutofstone]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

[duckleduster-deactivated2018071]

laura palmer

[wooz]

[electricxmayhem]

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

[meangirlnurse]

this is what the inside of my brain sounds like when i do literally anything

[deirdreskye]

If you love animals, please don't go to the zoo. Apes in zoos can go weeks or even months without a cigarette, tell me that's not cruel

[the-caped-shadow]

Feast your eyes on one of the strangest low-fives I have ever seen:

Manic: “Man, that was close!”

Manic & Knuckles: “Euhhh...”

Source: Sonic Underground, Episode 27 (1999).

[showstudio]

[vc-allthetime]

and jeffree knew just what to name him introducing manny star manny star followed jeffree star in true shadow form never leaving his side not even for a minute but manny star began to morph into jeffree star and people began…

[cuckerfailson]

[deanky]

[deanky]

What letter you think it starts with? This reveals your type of soul. N = Confident soul M = Old soul... C = Fearful soul. H = Wizard's soul D = Soul with swag P = Italian soul R = Mysterious soul!

[sexhaver]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[milfy-moved-deactivated20250902]

[deadpanwalking]

who is "allowed" to recommend books and shows to you without it being a microaggression

Your “dad” after he “administers enthusiastic but mediocre fellatio” to me in his #Subaru.

[vedurnan-archive]

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

[vedurnan-archive]