EvilCrims

Italian girl, musically ignorant, 25. This is a multishipper's blog. I will post anything I find funny and any stupid post about my OTPs but also sad and beautiful things. But mostly stupid and funny. Also I tag a lot. Enjoy your stay. <3 This is important! If you feel sad, click on these links: Tumblr |Silk |Kitty cam |Instant Happiness Button| And now some tags! Crims' reclists folder Crims' drawing folder Enjolras and Grantaire: A curious Relationship by M. V. Hugo (a novel meta) Fanfictions you should read

[poetic]

Guys buying their girlfriends tampons.

I’M CRYING

[cawrtnei-blog]

The first picture is exactly my argument!

[emilykinneys-deactivated2015090]

Random AU gifsets to get me through the seven month hiatus - 13/?

Beth really wants to cut Daryl’s hair to get it out of his face but Daryl is perfectly fine with the way his hair is at the moment. Ignore Zach let’s just pretend he and Beth never happened but he survived because he was a pretty cool kid.

[darylbeth]

If she really is dead apart from all the obvious reasons I’ll hate it, I know we’re going to slowly see them all slowly forget about her and stop talking about her and I don’t think I can handle that

[lorhaghanima]

Suddenly all my colors are g o n e.

[fnurfnur]

I don’t have a poker face but I have an EXCELLENT “reading smut in the company of others who don’t suspect a thing” face.

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

What my future Wikipedia page’s table of contents will look like

[crimsdunonchalance]

Gonna be away for a while to granny's (no internets there!), sorry for the lack of updates (I don't queue). I will make it up with some sketches when I come back tho! Have a nice everything!

[marblenerdette]

My brother had to call me while I was driving home to tell me my mom was on a conference call, so I wouldn’t slam the door open and yell “Guess who’s home, motherfuckers” like I usually do.

[liveasbravemen]

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

[milliondollargeek1]

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

[sir-doge-swaggington-deactivate]

Chris Pratt is my new god

[bespins]

My thoughts can also be summed up by this image:

[butchtwilek-deactivated20200611]

I WISH I COULD SHOVE THIS IN THE FACES OF EVERYONE THAT EVER TRASH TALKED THE PREQUELS

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

I like the prequels, but I think even if you don’t - the attacks on Lucas after TPM came out were really violent and really unsettling and really, really undeserved. It was fucking horrible behaviour, and still is.

Other fun stuff: Lucas and his wife (who is incredibly accomplished herself) donated $25 million to After School Matters, he’s building afforable housing on his land, he contributed $33000 to Obama’s presidential campaign, and he spoke out against the overly-white 2015 Oscar nominations-

-but eh, you know, he literally like DESTROYED EVERYONE’S CHILDHOODS with some bad CGI and stuff so he’s totally THE SCUM OF THE EARTH

[crimsdunonchalance]

so little notes

[wheeloffortune-design]

Aragorn is saying “potato” and “wait that’s my horse”

[claredycat]

I can’t even handle this right now I’m so happy 

[scarpology]

[crimsdunonchalance]

I am italian and I can confirm that this is 105651455% true

[bedlamsbard]

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

[regalia-of-wisdom]

#you can tell which era emphazied which priorities

[hotdogcouch]

[surprisebitch]

THIS IS EXACTLY IT. PLAIN AND SIMPLE AS THIS.

[schweizercomics]

Black History Month!

My favorite parts of history (as might be obvious from my choice of subject matter when making books) are the ones that fall into easily-categorized genres, genres with associated visual iconographies. This is the sort of stuff I loved as a kid: pirates, knights, cowboys, explorers, romans and Egyptians and flying aces. Stuff you could find featured in a bag of toys or a generic costume. For Black History Month, I thought I might visit some of these adventure-leaning periods and pick a few historic black people from those eras to draw, just for fun. If you’re doing a project or report in school this month, you could do worse than to tackle one of these toughies.  Feel free to share some of these with youngsters that you know.  And call them youngsters, they LOVE that.

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[medievalpoc]

Reblogging for anyone (youngsters or oldsters) who is looking for some starting points for research, year-round!

[convivialwhim]

I said I was going to draw

I said I was going to draw

it didn’t happen

a novel 

[moniquill]

I said I was going to write

I said I was going to write

it didn’t happen

not a novel