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An adventure through time, space, and reality with magic and wonder and sadness and tears and all things amazing and terrible. Who knows what tomorrow will bring. I am an artist, I have a deviant art but I'm too lazy to update it ever, I love to read and write (though I kind of suck at writing but Who Cares!) and I am awesome. This is my adventure, but you can come along for the ride if you like ^>^ triggers "reblog"

[thatsthat24]

Trying to find your friend’s bathroom... 🚽 (W/ @cool-moves-bro)

[flomation]

Part 12/??

Part 11: x

[pochowek]

Steam: Youre about to check this violent game out are you over 18?

Me: (remembers i laughed very hard at “reeses penis butter cups”) man i dont know let me in

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[dynamoe]

ITMF(A)

[welele]

[vejiga]

[allthingshyper]

There’s no way any of these were accidents

[viostormcaller]

THE LAST ONE IS MY FAVORITE

[thatsthat24]

The Online Cycle ♾

[glumshoe]

My cat has ice cream prescience.

I don’t know how she does it. I don’t know how she reads my intent so clearly.

When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn’t care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.

But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, she’s at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. She’s not smelling it, she’s not hearing me say ‘ice cream’, she’s not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream.

But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. It’s the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my eardrums. She’s terrifying.

[cipheramnesia]

Registering the unique “ice cream gait”, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.

[glumshoe]

But what if it’s not my Ice Cream Groove… what if I excuse pheromones of Ice Cream Intent?

There have to be ways to thwart her Ice Cream Knowledge. Perhaps I will have to trick myself into believing that I’m actually getting up to thaw leftovers, and then I’ll start exuding Leftover Intent pheromones.

[glumshoe]

I DID IT!

I got up to make myself a cup of tea, thought Tea Thoughts, and then at the last moment I filled my tea cup with ice cream instead of tea.

My cat didn’t even notice. She didn’t smell it, or pester me while I was eating, or come running and yodeling her need when I opened the freezer.

I am free.

[casual-derg]

What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?

[glumshoe]

I just tested this. I got up thinking Ice Cream Thoughts, and by the time I got to the kitchen, guess who was at my heels meowing?

[glumshoe]

THIS IS SHE:

[columbojumpscare]

You have a semi omnicient god-tier goblin in your house who can read thoughts and can as such predict the future to some degree of accuracy….

…But it only wants ice cream.

That’s amazing.

[uncle-beanbag]

“Try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.”

Thsis how you also avoid sandworms in the deep desert.

[princessnijireiki]

https://twitter.com/archeometrie/status/1170031822614474752?s=12

[injuries-in-dust]

HA! Rock music.

[catchymemes]

Reblog this last

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Reblog this second

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Reblog this second

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Reblog this first

[laureninlilly]

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

[bowlingforwhoop]

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

[laureninlilly]

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

[laureninlilly]

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

[laureninlilly]

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

[roguemechanic]

Almost there lads, let’s get this post to a million.

[poemswords]

“Everyone thinks I’m showing off when I talk, ridiculous when I’m silent, insolent when I answer, cunning when I have a good idea, lazy when I’m tired, selfish when I eat one bite more than I should…”

— Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl (via books-n-quotes)

[dayofutopia]

FROSTY CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE

[fanders-art]

OKAY BUT

Virgil:

Logan:

Patton :

Roman:

Deceit: (disyeet)

[smallgayblanket]

Thomas asking the sides for help:

[saoirseuwu]

it got better! now just remus is missing

[midnightfries]

Remus:

Coz honesty