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twinaudacity

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#NERD ALERT

crimsongarbage

YOUR ICON HAS WINGS IN IT

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deterministpalindrome:

one u2e telekiine2ii2 two gather a bunch of 2mall object2 and then form them iintwo the iimage of a hand fliippiing them off. two energy maniipulatiion two make a metal object nearby heat up iin a 2peciifiic pattern untiil notiicable. three overdriive the 2parkiing part two draw an outliine. four form a three dee projectiion of a hand fliippiing them off. fiive pyrokiinetiic2 for a biig flamiing fuck you. 2iix ii2 the 2ame a2 your iidea only wiith the iin2iidey 2tuff that’d theoretiically coax mu2cle2 iinto po2iitiion rather than force iit.

would tho2e non2en2iical defiiniitiion2 happen two iinvolve a meteor by any chance?

2hiit no ii mii2read 2omethiing 2omewhere that karkat’2 ju2t your diirect alt ii don’t thiink ii’ve 2een a you that’2 been 2pliit up liike artiifex ha2. tbh ii haven’t 2een anyone 2pliit up liike they were.

=] you are 2o welcome

I FEEL ENLIGHTENED, AND THE FLAMING FUCK YOU IS WORTH EVERY SECOND SPENT TO GET HERE.

YEAH SO I HEAR. I MADE THE MISTAKE OF ASKING ONE OF OUR “VISITORS”.

DAMN. I WAS ALMOST GETTING EXCITED TO SEE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK THAT WOULD WORK OUT.

#GOOD #deterministpalindrome #OKAY THANKS.

crimsongarbage

YOUR ICON HAS WINGS IN IT

crimsongarbage

deterministpalindrome:

pff of cour2e you can fliip people off wiith iit there’2 liike at lea2t 2iix way2 ii can thiink of wiithout even gettiing fancy

oh good god. ii mean yeah anyone who diidn’t fall wiithiin acceptable parameter2 got culled two but je2u2 that’2 2o many fuck2???? how do you even have a populatiion

yeah you do there’2 a karkat over there. haven’t really talked two hiim much we don’t really get along.

oh no a vanta2 doe2n’t know how two take a compliiment 2hut down the fuckiing pre22e2 we found new2 for day2

PLEASE LIST THEM, FOR SCIENCE.

THERE’S JUST NO SPECTRUM REALLY, IT’S ALL DISCRETE CASTES AND THE GENES FOR BEING VISIBLY OFF FROM ONE OF THE ACCEPTED COLORS KIND OF AREN’T BEING PASSED ALONG, YOU KNOW? IT’S A MIRACLE I HATCHED AT ALL, FOR VARYING AND POSSIBLY NONSENSICAL DEFINITIONS OF HATCHED THAT I’D REALLY RATHER NOT THINK ABOUT.

BUT HE’S LIKE, HALF ME HALF SOMETHING ELSE? WHAT’S THE OTHER HALF? OR LIKE, WHICH HALF OF ME IS HE? OR. I’M CONFUSED

MY BUDDY MY CHUM MY PAL, YOU CAN DEFINITELY GO SUCK IT, THANKS.

#YEAH I THINK I'D PROBABLY YELL AT YOU TOO.#I MEAN FUCK #DON'T DIE?? DON'T DIE.#AVOID DYING.#THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE.#0/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND.#DETERMINISTPALINDROME

caesuraeaesthetic

FUCKIN military branches

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crimsongarbage:

ERIDAN WHAT THE FUCK

i see youre FUCKIN usin the same FUCKIN quirk that i FUCKIN used for that

crimsongarbage

NO I AM FUCKING NOT, WHAT THE FUCK. STOP THAT.

#caesuraeaesthetic

caesuraeaesthetic

FUCKIN military branches

alright so the FUCKIN empress rules the FUCKIN empire, obvviously.

beloww FUCKIN her theres vvarious FUCKIN military an pseudomilitary FUCKIN branches – from the FUCKIN subjuggulators that help FUCKIN enforce the grand MOTHERFUCKIN highbloods domestic policy FUCKIN decrees, to things FUCKIN like the ruffiannihilators, FUCKIN threshecutioners, archeradicators, cavvalreapers, FUCKIN etc etc.

most FUCKIN of them are FUCKIN associated wwith a FUCKIN typical specibus, and FUCKIN spend the vvast FUCKIN majority a their FUCKIN time out in FUCKIN space fightin in FUCKIN the endless imperial FUCKIN expansion – wwhich is goin FUCKIN to make for FUCKIN some real interestin FUCKIN changes soon, since MOTHERFUCKIN fefs backin off FUCKIN from that an FUCKIN turnin a lot FUCKIN a them into FUCKIN defensivve territory-holdin FUCKIN sorts a duties.

FUCKIN historically the ruffians FUCKIN wwould do a FUCKIN lot a guard-FUCKIN-keepin an front-FUCKIN-lines shocktroopin, FUCKIN archeradicators and cavvalreapers FUCKIN end up on FUCKIN patrols or major FUCKIN battles a lot, MOTHERFUCKIN threshecutioners wwould do FUCKIN front-line wwork FUCKIN wwith skirmishin and FUCKIN raids, and the MOTHERFUCKIN subjuggulators wwould handle FUCKIN justice, but the FUCKIN lines havve been FUCKIN blurrin for centuries, FUCK.

crimsongarbage

ERIDAN WHAT THE FUCK

#caesuraeaesthetic #RANTS #long post/

crimsongarbage

YOUR ICON HAS WINGS IN IT

crimsongarbage

deterministpalindrome:

iit ii2 diifferent yeah but iidk iit’2 not a2 world 2hatteriing a2 all that iit’2 ju2t another hand that’2 good at diifferent 2tuff

our2 were a gradiient wiith cut off2 for diifferent ca2te2. one of our iid2 wa2 our blood code whiich wa2 the hex code of our blood 2oooo made programiing hemotype2 p ea2y

well ii mean he’2 artiifex’2 and hii2 twiin’2 alt riight? artiifex only ha2 blue and der2e only ha2 red 2o probably??

you 2ay that liike iit’2 a bad thiing. iidk ii enjoy you on my da2h

IT MIGHT BE GOOD AT DIFFERENT STUFF, BUT IT’S TERRIBLE AT FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF. UNLESS YOU USE IT TO MAKE THEM FLIP THEMSELVES OFF, WHICH, POINTS FOR STYLE I GUESS.

WOW NO. ANYONE THAT’S TOO FAR OFF AN APPROVED CASTE COLOR JUST GETS CULLED LIKE I WOULD’VE BEEN. A LOT OF PROGRAMS ONLY HAVE THE 12 NORMAL SHADES, AND SOME OF THEM DROP TYRIAN AND JADE OFF THE LIST BECAUSE THEY’RE RARE, OR THEY’LL OFFER LIKE TWO DIFFERENT SHADES OF EACH COLOR.

I GUESS SO. IT’S STILL AMAZINGLY FUCKING WEIRD TO SEE LIKE HALF-ALTS. DO I HAVE ANY HALF-ALTS??

I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY TO THAT.

#OW.#STILL YOU'D MAKE A KILLING ON JACKASS.#BA DUM TISH.#IS THAT A MULTIVERSE STANDARD THING?#A REALITY/PRANK SHOW WHERE EVERYONE TRIES STUPID BULLSHIT THAT'S ALMOST DEFINITELY GOING TO GET SOMEONE KILLED.#DETERMINISTPALINDROME

crimsongarbage

YOUR ICON HAS WINGS IN IT

crimsongarbage

deterministpalindrome:

you’d be 2urprii2ed tbh. ii mean yeah okay iif there’2 a thiing acro22 the room ii want ii’ll ju2t grab iit and briing iit over but iit’2 diifferent than doiing iit wiith your hand2 or leg2 or w/e iit’2 not a replacement but more a 2uppliiment.

who the hell doe2n’t put hex code2 iin a program though liike that’2 ba2iic fuckiing 2hiit wtf. unle22 you’re liike one of tho2e really weiird tiimeliine2 where all the ca2te2 are only one color whiich ii 2tiill can’t wrap my pan around

ii mean ii wouldn’t call iit that yet? ii’m 2tiill learniing how tf two tell what’2 goiing on iin there but ii can do bone2 p well now. and my p2iioniic2 come from two diifferent 2ource2 becau2e ii’m a grabbag of mutatiion2 cobbled twogether iintwo one troll whiich work2 ju2t fiine a2 ii2 but iit’2 not exactly deliicate. weaviing them twogether riight 2tabliize2 2hiit 2o

iit’2 cool you’re not the only one that vanii2he2. ii fiigured the other two would 2ay 2omethiing iif you kiicked iit or w/e

YEAH, BUT THINK OF ALL THE TIMES I WOULDN’T BE LIFTING MY CARCASS AND DRAGGING IT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM. I MEAN SURE THE ENERGY GETS BURNED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER BUT IT SEEMS DIFFERENT SOMEHOW.

??? HOW MANY COLORS SHOULD THE CASTES BE???

HUH. I FEEL LIKE THAT’S SOMETHING THAT BEE WOULD FIND FASCINATING. I’LL ASK HIM SOMETIME IF HE’S GOT TWO SOURCES TOO. I GUESS SINCE THERE’S TWO COLORS IT’D MAKE SENSE IF HE DID BUT I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT??

LOL, MAYBE. I’M BASICALLY UNREPLACEABLE, THE ONE AND ONLY CRIMSON GARBAGE. ALL CONVERSATION WOULD BE DROWNED OUT FOREVER BY THE VAST WAILING OR SOMETHING.

#YOU DIDN'T WANT IMMORTALITY?#WOW.#THAT'S NOT A PERSPECTIVE I HEAR MUCH.#DETERMINISTPALINDROME #I'M PRETTY SURE IF I WAS LITERALLY INVULNERABLE MY EGO WOULD SWELL TO THE SIZE OF MY HEAD.#WHICH WOULD ALSO SWELL UP FROM ALL THE HOT AIR #JUST A LOT OF SWELLING EVERYWHERE IT WOULD BE DISGUSTING.

crimsongarbage

SUP MOTHERFUCKER

crimsongarbage

wickedpainter:

I mean I aint seen it with my own two ganderbulbs but probably

GOD, DIBS ON TELLING ERIDAN.

stormpainter

if he aint lurkin around readin shit

caesuraeaesthetic

wwho wwould do a thing like that

DAMN IT ERIDAN

SUP MOTHERFUCKER

wickedpainter:

I mean I aint seen it with my own two ganderbulbs but probably

GOD, DIBS ON TELLING ERIDAN.

#wickedpainter #YOU'VE MADE MY NIGHT.

crimsongarbage

SUP MOTHERFUCKER

crimsongarbage

wickedpainter:

crimsongarbage:

OH MY GOD. I’M SORT OF IMAGINING ERIDAN PITCHFLIRTING WITH HIMSELF AND I CAN ALMOST SEE IT WORKING.

other quads, too

PLEASE TELL ME THERE HAVE BEEN ALL-AMPORA ASHEN TRIOS.

#wickedpainter

crimsongarbage

SUP MOTHERFUCKER

crimsongarbage

wickedpainter:

it sure does

especially with amporas for some reason

OH MY GOD. I’M SORT OF IMAGINING ERIDAN PITCHFLIRTING WITH HIMSELF AND I CAN ALMOST SEE IT WORKING.

#wickedpainter

twinaudacity:

ii thiink they’re ju2t beiing a22hole2

MEH. MAYBE I’LL OUTRANK THEM SOMEDAY ;)

#twinaudacity

crimsongarbage

SUP MOTHERFUCKER

crimsongarbage

wickedpainter:

yep. cute as fuck, too

I’M NOT SURE IF THEY WIN AT SELF-LOATHING OR SELF-LOVE OR WHAT, BUT HOLY SHIT. DOES THAT LIKE

IS THAT A THING, DOES THAT HAPPEN A LOT??

#wickedpainter

twinaudacity:

crimsongarbage:

GASP, I’M YOUR FAVORITE? MY PUSHER IS AFLUTTER, I MAY FAINT.

PRETTY OKAY, KIND OF BORED. HAVE A FEW HOURS TO KILL TONIGHT BUT I HAVE TO STAY ON BASE.

there ii2 never a tiime ii wont 2ympathiize wiith ‘bored’ ehehe lame though why do you have two 2tay

BECAUSE IF I DON’T IT’S CALLED GOING “AWOL” AND THEY FROWN ON THAT IN THESE PARTS. I DON’T THINK THEY TRUST ME TO ACTUALLY GET ANY REST ON LEAVE. OR MAYBE THEY’RE JEALOUS THAT MY PARTIES ARE MORE FUN THAN THEIRS. WHO KNOWS.

#twinaudacity