oh hey wwe mostly skipped the part wwhere wwe introduce ourselvves properly, i mean, naut entirely, but mostly
hi im vel, im gonna be the Terrible, an im a transdimensional wwanderer kinda dude thats goin to wwizard school, likes robots an gadgets, an can get just aboat anyfin!
Forgive the abrupt introductions, but I find myself curious about the multiverse’s newest way to torment me, and you two seem two be the gateway to it.
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hey he2 not liike. threateniing you two make you act friiendly iin publiic and keep quiiet or anythiing ii2 he?
ii'll kiick hii2 a22
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ii dont care iif he ii2 a giiant 2ea dweller
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...are you still worried about this? Goodness, I'm flattered.
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I am free of his shackles, I assure you.
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When he reclaimed me, after... my brother's death, I was manacled, shackled, collared, and locked in a small room below deck, /after/ he bargained for his life and the lives of his crew and ship.
He knows how dangerous I can be, when free. And I am very free.
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that 2ound2 horriible??
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Forgive me, at the time it was hilarious.
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oh
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...I was very angry then, and the thought of him not being able to sleep because I was in his hold, chained and bound and still potentially fatal, was
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why are you 2o niice two hiim?
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...comforting.
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they dont talk a lot about how powerful a p2iion my ance2tor wa2, mo2tly they talk about hii2 briiliiance
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You and I are the most powerful ever hatched.
And the other Psiioniics and Solluxes are for their timelines as well, for the most part.
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and the really crazy one2 try two get me two betray my friiend2 becau2e of 'who he wa2 wiink wiink'
that2 crazy
..ii am u2iing that word two much
why are we the 2tronge2t
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Then they know nothing of him, if they speak of betrayal.
There's theories, mostly relating to the game.
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ii thiink they thiink ii'm goiing two 2uddenly thiink ff and gz are eviil becau2e they're hiighblood2
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The twelve lines tend to be important, and excel in general.
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they already thiink kk ha2 been corrupted 2omehow
yeah?
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Ha. Then they know less than I thought they did. Not that I am surprised, the loud ones never do.
Yes. We're accomplished trolls, for good or for bad. Highly skilled, highly motivated. Destined for greatness, as they say.
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oh geeze no pre22ure or anythiing
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Hardly. You're a Captor, we're not known for our idleness. You would get there if I told you your destination or not.
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they all expect thiing2 out of me becau2e /he/ wa2 2o great or 2omethiing
cae ju2t fuckiing gave me thii2 entiire company and 2et me loo2e on iit
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...this will sound confusing, but I know exactly how that feels.
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how do you know?
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My first life, the one before Alternia, where I played the game myself. Sollux was hatched first and started a technological revolution, jumping the Empire forward by leaps and bounds. Always seen in court, he was the Radiance's moirail, and died a legend, ages before me.
And then I hatched, and the Radiance found out nigh immediately.
She tucked me under her wing, and tried to coax me into my potential, the same as her moirail had achieved.
I was two, I believe.
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2hiit at lea2t II wa2 liike. fiive? 2iix?
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...she would be Feferi's alternate, I believe, if that helps you understand her personality.
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!! oh
..oh fuck ii would hate two be one of ff'2 project2, ii mean 2he2 great but 2hiit
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Things were a little bit different there, unrelated complications lead Radiance to adopt me like Mother did, so she got hold of me very early.
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..waiit Ro2a adopted you?
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Yes. Or more rather Kankri gave her that hopeful look of his and convinced her to let the strange wanted psionic child stay with them for a bit.
She warmed up to me eventually. c:
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okay 2o ii dont know exactly what happened duriing that periiod becau2e that iinformatiion ii2 2tiill con2iidered iillegal and the le22 ii know the le22 ii can accedently u2e two make trouble
but
Ro2a and the P2iioniic were mate2priit2
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They what.
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liike, famou2ly
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/What./
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all the male jade2 are theiir genetiic off2priing
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Oh my fucking god.
I
./How/.
/She was my fucking lusus, /how//.
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ii mean maybe he wa2 iintow that
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/I assure you this half of we is not./
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do you want me two me22age ro2a and a2k how they met
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I'm not entirely sure I want to know, jesus fuck.
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...god, it's going to haunt me, if you could please.
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I'll prep the bleach in the meantime.
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okay
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2hiit help now 2he want2 two tell me 2toriie2
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You deserve this.
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ii've been good!
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2he 2ay2 that kk'2 ance2tor kept a bloodbath from happeniing when he caught 2ome hiighblood2 decendiing on hiim iin a town they were goiing through, and he became fa2t friiend2 wiith kankri and wa2 apparently 2miitten wiith her and her chaiin2aw
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...she is rather skilled with one, yes.
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..and apparently they 2candaliized kk'2 ance2tor a lot, but that wa2 okay becau2e of thiing2 ii dont need two fuckiing know about god
not a lot of priivacy iin runniing for your liife!! apparently!!
ii am goiing two fake dyiing two get away from thii2 conver2atiion 2oon
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Well. I did that on my own, so I can't be surprised.
And no, we were all rather close.
Would saying we still are make things worse? c:
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oh my 2hiit
/why ii2 thii2 happeniing ii'm a good troll ii pay my taxe2/
/2he ii2 over 2hariing 2o much/
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I stayed with my brother and my sister for half a sweep after revival and I must say, they remain delighted with each other.
All that time had decreased /nothing/.
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why thii2 /ii dont need two know about karkat and nepeta'2 ance2tor2/
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Oh come now, you shared about your ancestor and Mother's alt, I would be remiss to not inform you about their /enthusiasm/.
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that2 my mate2priit'2 ance2tor youre talkiing about!!
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Oh I am aware. c:
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ii dont talk about u2 paiiliing liike bunniie2 every tiime he ha2 leave tiime do iit?? no! becau2e ii have manner2!
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Goodness, is that what I'm lacking? I had no idea.
I thought I was just an asshole.
c:
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augh
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c;
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2hiit fe2teriing fuck okay ii'm goiing ii'm gone ii am offliine now ii dont de2erve thii2 bye
