Cripsy Tumbles

I'm Disabled, Bisexual, Nonbinary and Funny Sometimes-31/they/them

[the-muppet-joker]

My liege, what are your pronouns? Please reply post haste as it is of upmost importance. Kindest regards.

Whatever you think I deserve

[cripsyintumbles]

Bitch/nugget

[byjove]

I don’t understand why freaky religious people don’t go to freaky religious schools. Why are there normal people trapped at Liberty University and Brigham Young University and people like that University of Oklahoma student in normal colleges trying to site the Bible like it’s an academic source? There are schools for you, babe! If you don’t believe in basic sociology and science, Bob Jones University would loveeeee to have you!

[jareckiworld]

Adam Patrzyk  —  Library  (oil on canvas, 2002)

[nobrashfestivity]

Keith Haring, Detail Drawing, 1987

[nobrashfestivity]

Today is World AIDS Day

Keith haring died of AIDS at the age of 32

[byjove]

now that I think about it, it is hilarious how many classic country songs by men are about a guy’s wife leaving him and how many classic country songs by women are about leaving your evil ass man and exacting revenge on him

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[petermorwood]

I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.

What’s loved, lives.

[elodieunderglass]

Back at you Peter

[starwarsfangirl]

[phantom-threaded]

"So what do I sacrifice? Everything." ANDOR (2022-2025) ROGUE ONE (2016)

[cripsyintumbles]

My birthday in 2 days where da hot emo mommies to pee on me

[damnfool-of-a-took]

Detaching the debunk from the post that was leading with misinfo:

IRS Free File HAS NOT been "deleted"

He can't do that. DOGE isn't even a real department; those have to be established by Congress.

A lot of what this administration is doing and will probably continue to do is say they've done something that they don't actually have the power to do, and then hope people will act like it's true.

Don't believe them. Learn what powers these fucks actually have and don't let them talk themselves up.

Elon Musk creates confusion about IRS' Direct File — but the free tax program is still available

Billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk posted on his social media site that he has “deleted” 18F, a government agency that worked on technology pr

[noonesgaylikegatson]

Reason #13668893+316i why we are in this mess.

Democrats passed the affordable care act, passed the infrastructure bill, got rid of junk fees, lowered prescription costs, gave civil rights, protections, forgave student loans, etc.

Everything the republicans are doing is undoing the work of democrats. Yall would rather sit there on your flat asses and make these weakass centrist takes than actually have the courage to face what is happening with clarity.

But yall let these false ideas spread and become the common thought and you allow the fascist to creep in. The american apathy and aversion to the truth is why we are here!

[stele3]

Democrats have not controlled all three branches at any point in my lifetime or the lifetime of anyone on this post.

The Supreme Court has had a conservative majority since Nixon was in office. In the last 60 years, Republicans have filled 15 SCOTUS seats; Democrats have filled 5.

The only time in recent history that Democrats controlled TWO of the branches of government — both chambers of Congress and the presidency — they passed the ACA.

These Are The Lives That Obamacare Helped Save

Estimates show that the law has helped at least 20 million Americans get health insurance coverage.

Millions of people are alive because of it. No one seems to want to remember or acknowledge that people used to be denied insurance because they needed medical care.

So yes, Democrats do good things when actually given the power to do so. But no one seems to want to give them that power.

[wowwforever]

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

[ariaste]

Ron walks into the main area of the office like “Everyone, announcement! I notice that you have been referring to me with he/him pronouns for YEARS. As I do not think the government has any business knowing my personal information, this behavior may incline them to make conclusions that they have no business even thinking about. Therefore, I request that you switch it up from now on. Keep em guessing. That is all.”

He tries to turn around and walk back into his office, but Leslie starts crying and saying Supportive Things about how proud she is to see him exploring his gender and immediately switches to they/them; she instructs Ben and Ann to do the same. Donna and Chris go for she/her, for different reasons.

Tom assures Ron that he will use only the slickest, coolest, dopest designer pronouns; he sweeps in the next day and announces that he's put together a powerpoint of the most stylish and fashionable neopronouns to come out of Milan this season. The powerpoint includes the scarf, cologne and sunglasses that pair best with each option. Jerry is the only one to attend this presentation, which leaves him even more Big Confused about the whole thing than he already was. In Jerry's efforts to clumsily be an ally, he keeps accidentally "misgendering" Ron four different times in four different ways in every interaction and apologizing elaborately for every single mistake, thereby inadvertently doing the best job out of any of them at fulfilling the brief.

Andy does not know what a pronoun is, but in the spirit of himbo helpfulness, he's made a list of Words that he knows Ron likes, such as "sandwich", "woodworking", and "bacon". (Ron snatches it, tears it up, throws it in the trash, and sets the trash basket on fire, and firmly instructs Andy to never again mention anything that Ron likes while inside a government building.)

April, of course, keeps using he/him until Ron calls her into his office to re-explain the strategy of Operation: Muddy The Waters, whereupon she blinks owlishly at him and says, "I mean, isn't that just what they'd expect you to do if you were trying to hide something from the government? If you exclude one pronoun, then they know that's the one you care about. You have to double-bluff them." Ron squints at her for a long moment and says flatly, "Hm. Go back to your desk." The camera stays on Ron watching her through his window as his voiceover says, "April is a valuable employee. I look forward to one day when she leaves this hellhole and uses her strategic genius and insider knowledge to tear down the government."

[cripsyintumbles]

Trump openly mocked a reporter with cerebral palsy. If that didn't make you hate him you don't have a human soul and God cannot save you

[cripsyintumbles]

Some of you know I have deeply, deeply struggled with my faith for a long period of time. Some of you know less about what it looks like and what I believe now, and some of you know more. Most of you know i started becoming Catholic in 2019. I tell all of you now, that the reason I became Catholic and the most Christlike leader in Christianity that I have still ever seen, is Pope Francis. My relationship with Christianity may be damaged, but my respect for Pope Francis is undiminished. Christianity is darker and weaker and less loving and more selfish without him

Requiescat in Pace

[cripsyintumbles]

I'm pretty sure the Trump administration is not going to illegally kidnap and ship off a white man, but just in case they will. Donald Trump is a 34 time felon, sexual abuser, pedophile, draft dodger, failed businessman, antisemite and tax cheat. I don't respect him.

[cripsyintumbles]

Look. I'm tired imma say something. If you're dressed like a fucking princess at your wedding and that man is dressed like he's going to Applebee's on a Wednesday, I DO NOT CARE if you told him it was OK, that man does not love you

[edwordsmyth]

“May all empires burn and never be rebuilt from their ashes. This is the healing I pray for.” -Klee Benally