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your local trash collector

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my cat doesn’t ask questions. she only says statements.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

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birbboi colored n’ shaded sketch :)

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here’s another one i did for an animal crossing acc on insta :)

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2019 vs. 2020!

not suuuper proud of the 2020 version since the effects are a bit wonky, but i’ll take it! 

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please remember that your belly button is just your old mouth.

thank you.

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ted talk

do y’all ever wake up and are like “wow i’m going to have a great day” and then you burn your hands on hot food and drop it on the floor but then accidentally slip on the food you dropped on the floor when you’re trying to clean it up so now you’re covered in food and burning? 

asking for a friend

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question:

can you sometimes always never when today and yesterday tomorrow?

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advice

do not lick lightbulbs. they do not taste like rock candy or light.  

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look

thank you for looking