Now Fellas.. Is It gay?

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[chazkuangshi]

I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison

But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...

But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens

Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD

Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day

[shrineart]

EXACTLY.

Like I said we literally had someone make a national threat and everyone laughed it off at my work.

I've heard people get threatened with all kinds of shit and no one cared. It was just something you had to "leave at work at the end of the day" something you had to "move on" from.

But lo and behold when CEOs and rich people feel threatened suddenly it's a fucking huge ass emergency. Suddenly, it's something they can take you to jail over.

[orcbara]

being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us

[orcbara]

one of them.

[emiyahishere]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of slime.

[fernsnailz]

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

[donwestmoved-deactivated2020042]

one time my sister and i were talking to my uncle about the xmen and were calling them all by their first names and my uncle said “when i was your age we weren’t on first name basis with these heroes. if you wanted to address them, it was MISTER wolverine.” and i think about that a lot

[yankasmiles]

what country is 🏳️‍⚧️ and why are so many cute girls from there

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you’re made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That’s when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.

[lleann-art]

haikyuu doodles (+ reki cameo)

[z-nth]

i changed my game language to english so that i can have the full yeehaw experience... it's beautiful

[starsandwhales]

I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

[geminiagentgreen]

A PAINTING????

[rubixpsyche]

obligatory

SCROLL BACK IT'S ART

[teaboot]

HOLY FUCK

[encycllia]

male rover you have to stop. your waist too small. your gaze too inquisitive. you smoke too tough. They Will Kill You

[X]

[mochiobonio]

i just imagine Sidon tried his damn hardest to heal so he can better help link by healing his wound but failed, but instead of trying to follow his sister's footsteps he decided to practice on his own abilities aka the water shield so Link doesn't have to get any wound to begin with :')

[snacobie]

Do you want another nap?

[pepegle]

[nata-mata]

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[autosadist]

me