MC, quoting random tiktoks: kill john lenon, kill john lenon.
Belphie, Satan, & Levi: *sleeper agent activated*
cherry valley forever
No title available

tannertan36

Andulka
todays bird

PR's Tumblrdome
noise dept.

No title available

oozey mess
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

Origami Around

Janaina Medeiros

JBB: An Artblog!
taylor price
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Game of Thrones Daily

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

JVL

No title available
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Canada
seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from Greece

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Pakistan
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from T1

seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Japan
seen from United States
@crispyduckpatrol
MC, quoting random tiktoks: kill john lenon, kill john lenon.
Belphie, Satan, & Levi: *sleeper agent activated*
Belphie: is it still murder if i give them a heads up?
MC: that's called a threat.
Belphie: damn.
Lucifer: care to explain the text i got at 1 am last night?
MC: ah, fuck, i'm so sorry, it was autocorrect.
Lucifer: autocorrect wrote "your so hot, please step on me"?
MC: yeah, it's supposed to be "you're".
Mammon: alright, so you and i are married.
MC: i don't wanna be married.
Mammon: relax, it's just pretend.
MC: i don't wanna pretend.
Mammon: why? scared you'll like it?
MC: okay, if we're married, i want a divorce.
Diavolo, watching from afar: are they like this all the time?
Lucifer: yes, they are.
Obey Me! Characters as things me and my friends have said (and very out of context) Part 10:
Diavolo: i'm gay. i would kiss a man on the lips.
Beezlebub: these are red onions. get your facts straight.
Mammon: i'm broke, i don't owe you shit.
Satan: *proceeds to drink straight up ranch*
Leviathan: when you can't marry your waifu.
Asmodeus: you had me and lost me at titties.
Belphegor: would you listen to my soundcloud?
Lucifer: now is not the time to be thinking about that. i need to get this fucking essay turned in.
Solomon: i have a question, and no, you cannot answer it with "the bible".
Simeon: oh hello.
Luke: why did i have to be born short?
Barbatos: rat jizz.
Obey Me! Characters as things me and my friends have said (and very out of context) Part 9:
Satan: well, there goes our bisexual representation in crime shows.
Asmodeus: the handsome dark man? big titty himbo? you know?
Diavolo: oh, wow, that's a dilf.
Simeon: look at this little sassy man.
Barbatos: he's not chaotic, he's just tired.
Beelzebub: food porn.
Leviathan: that- that looks interesting, but i don't need more than one lewd anime on my watchlist.
Solomon: i am the supporting homosexual cast. that is literally my only purpose in life.
Luke: i think there's a kid being sick in the bathroom...
Lucifer: they're screaming and talking about pussy crumbs.
Mammon: i am not a little piss baby!
Belphegor: i seriously can't remember the last time my parents hugged me.
Mammon, pulling up in a random car:
MC: whose car is that?
Mammon: i don't know, it wasn't locked.
Simeon: why would you give a child a knife?
Solomon: luke felt unsafe!
Simeon: now i feel unsafe!
Solomon: i'm sorry.
Solomon: ...would you like one too?
Obey Me! Characters as things me and my friends have said (and very out of context) Elon Musk edition:
Mammon: if you're rich, like elon musk, you can get away with basically any crime.
Satan: please draw elon musk as a cat girl.
Belphegor: elon musk should be hunted for sport.
Leviathan: hey google, where's elon musk from?
Beelzebub: wait, he's south african?
Luke: i don't know who that is.
Simeon: how did we even get on this topic?
Solomon: fold elon musk like a lawn chair.
Asmodeus: is he single?
Diavolo: hot.
Barbatos: you think he would have the heart to donate money to the poor?
Lucifer: what?
Hi! Sorry if this is really random or awkward but i wanted to ask if i could kinda use the whole “things me and my friends have said as obey me characters” series and use it with my own friends if i credit you?
you definitely can!
Obey Me! Characters as things me and my friends have said (and very out of context) Part 8:
beelzebub: smells like texas roadhouse.
asmodeus: oh my god, you're such a beta.
solomon: ow, i cracked my knuckles by squeezing my crocs too hard.
mammon: i would know, i've done that.
belphegor: i literally forgot you came in and woke me up.
lucifer: trust me, you won't live to tell the tale if you get on my bad side.
diavolo: that feeling when your ass is too big to sit on the edge of the bench.
barbatos: mm. gotta love it when you mix up salt and sugar.
satan: i'm gonna do it. i'm gonna hex my dad.
simeon: we had an agreement!
luke: i didn't know girls could masturbate until this year.
leviathan: who in their right mind would think this is yu-gi-oh? it's yo-kai watch.
Leviathan: i changed all of my passwords to 'incorrect'.
Satan: why..?
Leviathan: if i forget my password, my devices will remind me 'your password is incorrect'.
Satan: that is the most genius piece of idiocy i have ever heard.
Belphegor: i don't care if you don't like space puns. i like space puns.
Belphegor: comet me, bro.
Satan: maybe i over reacted a bit...
MC: a bit? that's like napoleon saying "oh, i just meant to go for a walk, but then i accidentally invaded austria"
MC: what kind of tea is this?
Solomon: oh, i just boiled some gatorade.
MC:
[ Before leaving for the Devildom ]
Simeon: it's one school year. what are you afraid is gonna happen?
Luke: injury, death, general calamity.
Leviathan: sir, that's my emotional support mc, i need them.