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The name is cristal. I react in the tags. I am absolutely in love with Foster The People,animals, and good times . I almost exclusively mobile blog, so if u see my actual page... I apologize

[laurenxconrad]

[chileanprince]

“No” lmfaoooo

[dilfweed]

I • CO • NIC

[porterr-robinson]

[andthenyourealizethat]

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[porterr-robinson]

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Oh my god

[gloriousruin-deactivated2018070]

Jesus fuckin Christ..

[listener-blue]

@concentrated-sunshine

[bunjywunjy]

I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper

[lavender-lily]

Why is Benedict’s fursona showing me his salty nuts in the middle of the Safeway produce department

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I fucking guess

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[bobboberton]

ＣＡＴ

[mysticmelodyvt]

A C T I V A T E

[unknownher0]

[lolfactory]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

bad men get trapped in the shame toilet 

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[fuzzycricket]

I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I forget his name but he was soooo sweet, I think it was Councilman Clark who brought him in! This was at the very first meeting in Denver to decide whether to ban declawing (the ban succeeded!)

Update: I emailed this post to councilman Clark, subject line “your kitty is famous”

Update 2: Councilman Clark responded, he thinks this is awesome and his cat’s name is Kit Kat

[world-cat-deactivated20181204]

Thank you Kit Kat for protecting the cats of Denver!

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

I think the emotion on Kit Kat’s face is democratic engagement.

[wirrnarehere]

This cat is thoughtful and quizzical and would probably rather be somewhere else but is prepared to remain where it is for now.

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[hypnictwitch]

“[Vanessa Jackson] admitted to police that she intentionally set him on fire because shooting him would have been ‘too nice’.”

[angerylesbian-deactivated201608]

a true american hero

[idratherhavefreedom]