cristopur

I have a black cat named Sebastian. (They/them) Asethetic:youaskalotofme 27

[stricatul]

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

[beemovieerotica]

[espanolbot2]

Link to the article itself.

[yorgen-sh]

[enki2]

[roughdraftideas]

"At last he rose, and twitched his mantle blue:

Tomorrow to fresh woods, and pastures new."

- Lycidas, Milton

#photography

#trailrunning

#hiking

#Manitoulinisland

#Manitoulin

#Canada

#poetry

[daggerdoggy]

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

[guooey]

please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell 

[glourp]

A compilation from the notes: stimky

[pinnipetal]

You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

[pinnipetal]

Guys it's actually so dire please for the love of God start moisturizing right fucking now. I just put on lotion and my skin sucked it up before I could even rub it in we are in fucking crisis mode

[thehalfwaypost]

Rudy Giuliani Told A Judge The Election Was On “Opposite Day” So Trump Won

President Trump's legal team, led by former-mayor Rudy Giuliani, has lost a series of court cases attempting to overturn the election.

[nobrashfestivity]

Agnes Giberne 1898

[toastbutteregg]

what a cute impostor

[just-trynabevalid]

With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS

[probablyacerealkiller-blog]

Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this

Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…

I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.

[glamourweaver]

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

[indigenousfawn]

Minnesota is breaking treaties with Anishinaabe bands and building a pipeline

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me to my students: I’m your teacher, Mr. [NAME]! Anyway here’s your assignment for today-

Students: cool. /they all call me he/him or at least catch themselves if they mess up/

Me to my coworkers: I’m a man.

Coworkers: but you are such a lovely woman! She must just be going through some kind of late phase. Do we need to inform our superiors of her issue? How will we tell the kinds about her? Is she going to endanger the students? WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO USE THE MENS ROOM?!

[baixueagain]

adults: but how will we teach our children about The Transgenders(tm)??? it will only confuse their poor wee minds!!!

actual children: *literally don’t fucking care and adjust to the idea easily*

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

They really don’t care!! The only student who talks to me about it is a trans student! The others are seriously like “that’s nice man listen we got our own things to figure out so we’re just gonna move on from that. Please explain to me MLA format”

[certified-dumbass]

YES fucking explain mla format my GOD