Shame on Me

This is where I bury my shame (the dead body of my respectability)

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Literally anyone: Trinket-

Me: [gently holds]

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Every day I wake up and think about Pike and Grog and Scanlan’s relationship and scream because it’s just... so good. It’s so complex. All three of them grow and change so much over the course of the campaign, and so do their relationships with each other and it just makes me SCREAM like full Jenny Slate BLACK HOOOOOLE scream because they all play off of each other so well and they’re all so good for each other and that never changes even when they do

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Grog trying and failing to grow a beard has the same energy as me learning to make dice. Every morning I check my molds and every morning I am disappointed when I have not gotten any better at this.

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The interesting thing is that I don’t dislike Keyleth, I just disagree with her so often as the campaign goes on, which means that every time I rewatch earlier episodes I’m like oh. Keyleth good. Keyleth soft. Love Keyleth. Because I forget that I’m disgruntled with her bc we have opposing viewpoints not bc I dislike her as a person.

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Every time Pike shows up everyone’s faces light up and they chorus her name and my heart grows three sizes

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I would love a set of fluorite dice so much but I know from experience that fluorite is SO fragile and it would probably crack into pieces after enough rolls so like ✌️😔 guess I have to stay away

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A set of Fluorite Dice is my sleep paralysis demon

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So I’m back with a fresh dose of Bisexual Rage and to quell it I think I’m going to start watching CR2 again. I left off at 2.78(?) I believe, so this will be where I put my live-blogging for the foreseeable future!

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I would love a set of fluorite dice so much but I know from experience that fluorite is SO fragile and it would probably crack into pieces after enough rolls so like ✌️😔 guess I have to stay away

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Curses by the Crane Wives is a Perc’ahlia song

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Vex and Percy and Grog and Scanlan come back and are like “ooh, you killed something human-sized?? You killed a cat man?? You fought a person with backwards hands??? We killed a dragon.” They’re such bitches I love them.

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I’m re-listening to episode 22 at work because,,, I can’t really focus on whatever I listen to, so I can’t keep live-blogging the Briarwood Arc, and my god. I forgot how freaked out they all were by Osysa. Like guys... chill... she works for Scanlan’s future divine sugar mama. She’s very cool.

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So if Whitestone worships Pelor and Erathis and Percy runs around saying he doesn’t really believe in gods but still persists in fulfilling Erathis’ tenets of belief, does that make him... raised Erathilic?

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My love for Percy exceeds the depths of my small, broken heart, but you can bet I’m trying my best to express it satisfactorily

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Damn I really wasn’t ready for this Taliesin look huh

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Satine Phoenix is coming to my school on Monday and I’m?? Losing my mind??

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Only got ~45 minutes in, so the rest will have to wait. because a bitch has curfew for college reasons.

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“He lied about the bird. Something you never forget. I would fall on my sword for him.”

This really is just the essence of queer friendships in high school huh. Like that’s really how it is. You see another gay person and you’re immediately like “hey I would die for you, do you know that? Let’s sit next to each other at lunch.”