you are my hero

 They/them | German | I'm into all gay ships and shows | INTP | Slytherin

[hospital-wh0re]

know for a fact that im going to find out about the us election results via the fucking destiel meme on my morning tumblr dash. i am resigned to this fate and will make no effort to watch the news, the results will find me the way god intended

[bollyswood]

MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[postdespair]

[mousidy]

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

[dracoj]

yellowjackets fucks severely because the major plotlines are like: a flock of teenage girls lives out their very own hatchet nightmare scenario, black lesbian politician’s campaign for state senator is stymied by cannibalism accusations, recovering addict teams up with sadistic nurse true crime failgirlie to discover their mysterious blackmailer, and shauna has a sexy milf adventure :)

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[torturedpoetspsychward]

shauna angrily writing in her journal that she's jealous that the wilderness didn't vote her prom queen is so funny and such a real teen girl moment

[childweanedonpoison]

you gotta respect italy for sending every type of gay in the lgbt spectrum within the past ten years

[problematiq]

europeans when countries sing in their native language

europeans when france sings in french

[lexa-el-amin]

besties at the bottom again ✌

[paverics]

u.k 🤝 germany

[jinxfaerie]

*cha cha chas sadly*

[roundo]

13 college professors killed in horrific youtube autoplay incident

[ramming-stone]

[jeremy-knox]

united by music? no, united by hatred for the jury vote

[wexregolden]

The five horsemen of Eurovision

[sarcasticallyspoken]

ARE YOU READY KIIIIIIIIDS?!?!?!?!???

[goldenskywalker]

come watch eurovision we got:

funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator

human neon conga line

thor in a toyota

pagan wedding rituals

edgar allan poe

token boyband

tiny woman in a box

possessed barbie dolls

xena, warrior singer

matrix cosplayers

glam rock fire lord ozai

cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures

and lastly, europe when the votes come in