Pretty Fly for a Bi Guy

Shell-30-bisexual. I waste my life blogging about witchcraft, hockey, cosplay, and fandoms.

[bugmuscle]

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

[hersurvival]

[dogpuppy]

[guerrillatech]

[emotwinksupreme]

The wizards curse

[teathattast]

[sapphireh3arts]

if your council doesn't have a fat girl, i don't trust it

[star-angel-selkie]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[astarioffsimpmain]

Me: I play bg3 for the plot.

The Plot:

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[mostlyvoidpartiallyjims]

[robotlyra]

I've seen this one before years ago but you all know why I'm reblogging them NOW

[animentality]

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[xenasaur]

and ur ass is still here

[flowers-in-book]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[transgwender616]

Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[pharmersonly]

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off