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[crockerpot]

good morning wherever you are

im scorfin down oatmeal as i make this post but i figured i should make a pinned post at some point for the common tags i use, so here we go

im sorry but yeah theyre usually characters of mine, and only me god and sometimes the dm (and rarer still other players) will understand how they relate but that's my business

for the most part, i dont tag fandom stuff, it just happens when it happens, but i do tag #nudity and the occasional #nsfw when it happens, but it aint frequent i do try to tag #long post though, for those who block those or whatever

the other non-character-related tags are my ref tags, which are often split into things like #art ref, #life ref, etc, but everything gets the base #ref tag, and also i try to remember to put #art and #my art on pieces i draw but im bad at remembering that whoops

the biggest character tags right now as i write this on 6/29/25 are - #carmilla, #creature feature, #guillermo, #nandor * - #comet, #shooting stars - #nate - #violet, #vila, #rimebound - #osiris

ive had other characters that got big in the brain worms for me, so some previous characters like that would be #roseiro, #nakeisha, #indra, #jag and #janet but tldr just assume if it's tagged something random like that or if it even resembles a name, it's a character of mine *guillermo and nandor are birds of carmilla's, references to the characters in wwdits, but likely if im tagging a post with either of them im not talking about the characters from the show lmao

[andrealeora]

Wendy, Clan Salubri

I wasn’t really happy with her old portrait so I tried agian.

[depsidase]

[tmos-time]

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

[geekandmisandry]

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

[thelilskee]

I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode

[thelilskee]

[naidje]

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[mad-hare]

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

[mad-hare]

They don’t like this

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[homunculus-argument]

Hey people who have several pets, with obvious differences in intelligence levels: How did you figure out that one of them is smarter than the other? What do they do?

[mikkeneko]

There are a lot of things that lead me to think my elder cat is unusually intelligent compared to other felis domesticus I have known (understands pointing, can open every door and cabinet in the house except the ones with round knobs or that I added child locks to, understands enough English to know from a phone conversation that a stranger is coming to the house) but in terms of specifically comparing one to the other, there was The Case Of The Mousey Puzzle Box.

When we got our younger cat Skadi, her favorite toy was (still is, but she's calmed down with age) the rattley mouse. She would bring the mouse to be thrown for fetch so many times that not even two human adults in the house could keep up with her. So my partner started making puzzle boxes to put the rattley mouse in that would occupy her for longer.

So, we have a setup: mouse is in the puzzle box, puzzle box is on the floor, younger cat is trying to resolve the puzzle box, elder cat is sitting on the cat tree observing all this. Skadi spends about fifteen minutes trying and failing to get the mouse out of the box. She sticks her paw into the holes. She sticks her nose into the holes. She pushes the box to and fro on the carpet. She meows beseechingly for a human to come solve the problem. Sticks her paws into the holes again.

Finally, she gives up on the puzzle box and wanders over to see if there's any food to be had. As soon as she walks away the elder cat gets up from the cat tree, big stretch, jumps down, walks over to the puzzle box, hooks a paw under the edge and flips the whole thing over, spilling the mouse onto the floor.

Gives the younger cat a look of utter disgust as if to say "That's all you had to do!" and then walks away, utterly uninterested in actually playing with the toy.

[bisexualbaker]

Older cat just subjected to fifteen minutes worth of those horrible mobile game ads where the player is failing really badly to make you want to play.

[saprophilous]

Art I did for Lunacid: Tears of the Moon

[manticoremedusaminotaur]

So many ways to maze.

[fairycosmos]

i love my incorrect song interpretation #myincorrectsonginterpretation

[janpesart]

Priestess of the moon🌙🌑

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[gazeldhazel]

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[realagent47]

it’s impossible

[green446004]

attack on @zodapopz (zodapopz on AF)

artfight

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.