I SPIDER

They/them. Be nice to me, ok? Be really niceys. I can jump, hoop, and gander kindly. I love the whims and I love to feel. Thank you for listening to me.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

Most Important Video Of 2025 Right Now

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[theehorsepusssy]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

🕯️my future employer will not find my balatro porn repository 🕯️

🕯️i am a qualified candidate regardless of my collection of balatro porn🕯️

🕯️even if my balatro porn is discovered, the dedication and ingenuity i alone can bring to any prospective employer's team will outweigh any perceived transgressions🕯️

[creepypasta-murders]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[childishrage]

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

[flanbolt]

[konoko]

[wormnextdoor]

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

[spamtons]

underfell!drake: you used to call me on my fell!phone

[mclalan]

[cutecipher]

when you see some food that's only a little poisoned

[graceunknowndood-blog]

[bloodsadx]

some of yall so busy playing the peeping tom you forgot to dismantle the beeping bomb

[bloodsadx]

now a days i fear so much of the youth is so busy eating cheetos theyre not paying attention to the scary men abusing cheat codes

[rcktpwr]

the problem is that everyone is on their phones now chasing a bit of likes and they don’t even realize they’re about to fall into a pit of spikes